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I forgot that John the Baptist had to process all that annoying paperwork in order to baptize all those believers in the wilderness

Watched Redline again last night. Still awesome.
The only thing I dislike about the movie is the ending. It kind of comes out of nowhere and it's pretty cheesy.

中毒性のある危険なキャンディ。
絶対に口にしないこと。
Addictive and dangerous candy. Never put it in your mouth.

At the wedding reception, they played some song called "the pink pony club" and apparently it's a strip club. I asked "a strip club for what??" and my friend looked at me in abject horror then said "pinkie pie..."
I miss hanging out with these retards all the time...

After 32 hours of being awake I finally get back to the hotel to find there is no couch like I was promised so I am sleeping on top of pillows on the floor.

What if a computer company invents time travel with the sole purpose to use it to remove input lag?

What do you get when you mix zero sleep, a cough that's a pain in the ass, two shots of whiskey, two energy drinks, 200mg of ibuprofen, Chai tea, mucinex, and beef jerky together at a wedding?
I'm beard, and welcome to jackass.

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