@matrix A father and son are walking down the street when the son asks "dad, why do w wear these dresses?". The father says "they let the air cool us in The hot dry heat". The son then asks "why do w wear these sheets over our heads?". The father says "to keep the sun off of our heads". The son then asks "and why do we wear these sandals?". The father replies "so that the sand doesn't get stuck in our shoes". The some then asks

"Well, why the fuck do we live in London?"

**beard ひげ** · Jun 15, 2025, 21:02

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**shadowhawx** @shadowhawx@baraag.net · Jun 15, 2025, 21:02

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comm

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**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 16, 2025, 06:49

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 16, 2025, 06:49

Jun 16, 2025, 06:49

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

no way somebody said "kim john goon"

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 16, 2025, 05:34

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 16, 2025, 05:34

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beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

Katakana is kind of killing me, I'm not a fan.

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**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 16, 2025, 05:34

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 16, 2025, 05:34

Jun 16, 2025, 05:34

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

I have been slacking a little bit recently, only doing like one lesson a day, but I'm still going!

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**•𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖉•⛨㉝⅓** @blitzed@poa.st · Jun 16, 2025, 00:10

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•𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖉•⛨㉝⅓ @blitzed@poa.st

--Col. MacGregor: Dear President Trump, Keep America First - Not Israel first, Not Ukraine First

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/col-macgregor-dear-president-trump-keep-america-first-not-israel-first-not-ukraine

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**To Be Why** @why@shitposter.world · Jun 15, 2025, 23:19

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To Be Why @why@shitposter.world

@Anonsfw The Free Software Foundation is not happy with me -- that's okay, I'll still keep using that garbage

**beard ひげ** · Jun 15, 2025, 22:55

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**kaikoinu (comm open!)** @kaikoinu@baraag.net · Jun 15, 2025, 22:55

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A.C.A.B?
all cunny are beautiful?
I agree 😈

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**kvit** @kvit@poa.st · Jun 15, 2025, 11:51

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**LoliHat** @LoliHat@varishangout.net · Jun 15, 2025, 05:06

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sex.mp4

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 19:58

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 19:58

Jun 15, 2025, 19:58

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

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**shadowhawx** @shadowhawx@baraag.net · Jun 15, 2025, 14:05

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another commission done

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**beard ひげ** · Jun 15, 2025, 11:16

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**I <3 finngolian hapa pussy** @themilkman@shitposter.world · Jun 15, 2025, 11:16

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I <3 finngolian hapa pussy @themilkman@shitposter.world

be like this man

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**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 10:45

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 10:45

Jun 15, 2025, 10:45

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

this old man rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUenqRB8jYY

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 10:41

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 10:41

Jun 15, 2025, 10:41

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

anyone else remember cactuar and tonberry?

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 10:14

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 10:14

Jun 15, 2025, 10:14

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

well, would you vote for matpat?

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**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 09:56

**beard ひげ** @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club · Jun 15, 2025, 09:56

Jun 15, 2025, 09:56

beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

hrm. maybe i'll write music again. it took me 6 years to release my last EP and i only finished it because of that cyberpunk music contest. that was 2 years ago. i've just been in a bit of a slump when it comes to writing music because i performed so much. i've been feeling the itch recently though. i've got some song ideas already written down that i've come up with these past two years, just haven't actually gotten anything solid.