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my friend who believes in global warming when it is going to snow for the next week nonstop

retards saying that people don't like kendrick because they're white
no bitch i don't like him because his music is ass

good thing compelled speech is illegal faggot, i'm going to use your software anyway

the snow is so crazy here right now that it looks like hoth

Beard dreams 

I also dreamt that I went to a talent agency for singing, and the guy never listened to me sing. He just called me faggy because he looked at my socmed and saw I was a furry. I managed to convince him that some furries were fags but others were actually punk af, and told him that Kurt Cobain would have been a furry. He agreed and signed me to a record label and my first show was with a band full of illegal immigrants that couldn't speak English so I was super nervous to get on stage. Dream ended before that though.

We also went to some burger place where the fries I bought only came in a serving of like 5 and it tasted like a worse version of shake shack. He was a god at guitar hero too, like he would play with his eyes closed and shit.

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I laughed at a joke in my own dream as I was waking up and had a legit spit take lol. People were making this dog sports team, and they were going through all the applicants, then there was just a regular ass dude who applied :meru_lul:

Shit has done nothing but cause problems for me and I don't even notice when it's on.

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