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中毒性のある危険なキャンディ。
絶対に口にしないこと。
Addictive and dangerous candy. Never put it in your mouth.
At the wedding reception, they played some song called "the pink pony club" and apparently it's a strip club. I asked "a strip club for what??" and my friend looked at me in abject horror then said "pinkie pie..."
I miss hanging out with these retards all the time...
I left my headphones at home bro... This sucks.
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After 32 hours of being awake I finally get back to the hotel to find there is no couch like I was promised so I am sleeping on top of pillows on the floor.
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What if a computer company invents time travel with the sole purpose to use it to remove input lag?
What do you get when you mix zero sleep, a cough that's a pain in the ass, two shots of whiskey, two energy drinks, 200mg of ibuprofen, Chai tea, mucinex, and beef jerky together at a wedding?
I'm beard, and welcome to jackass.
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SCOTUS under John Roberts made J6’ers sit in prison for 3 years before deciding whether a never before used statute applied to misdemeanor trespass, converting a low level offense to a life-destroying felony.
SCOTUS dropped everything for illegal immigrant criminal gang members.
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Recycle Bin
I'm really feeling the itch for a good sci fi series but I can't find anything decent to watch. I've either already watched it or it's reddit tier mystery meat slop 
can't sleep but still cozy maxxing with a rain/wind storm outside 
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AI DARTH VADER IN FORTNITE
I shaved my beard down to one inch again so it can stay looking nice for the wedding I'm going to. Just in case.
I look like a fucking shrunken head now man what the FUCK.
- 🔞 18+
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