@matrix Obvious satire is obvious.
@matrix Not even the first playable lesbian either.
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God I hope that was a joke. Like, we literally had Half-Life Alyx a few months ago, so this can't possibly be anything else than a joke. Right?
@matrix Poor Lara Croft.
@matrix what about ms pacman
@matrix Reminds me of film journalism
@matrix He's 1984 posting. Eventually, she *will* be the first.
