@matrix I like my balls warm.
Ladies have been keeping my balls warm for the past decade with their mouths, little did I know they were stealing my vrill... I feel so betrayed 😔
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@matrix
Weird part of this is that it has been known that warm testicles reduce male fertility for like 15 years at least. This really isn't news.
@matrix put 'em in her mouth for like 10 minutes and they should be warm enough afterwards
@matrix And I have my hot laptop on my fucking balls.