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@k1tteh @beardalaxy Like trying to jerk off like this would hurt because my dick wouldn't fit.

@k1tteh @beardalaxy I dunno, I think he's erect and the angle is making his small dick even smaller.

Personally, having my foreskin back when not erect feels weird.

@beardalaxy @k1tteh Why would he have his foreskin back if he was not erect?

@hidden Confucius say:

Is better to meet girl in park than to park meat in girl.
@hidden Confucius say:

Man who sleep in front of car get run down and tired.

Man who sleep behind car get exhausted.

@Jazzy_Butts @Slab0fMeat @RubyHearthoof@freak.university Grinch with his pickle dick is fine

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