@matrix i would never date a girl who accepted to date me
@matrix
My perfect woman:
1) exists
2) has a horrible taste so she picks me out of everyone...
@applejack When she's older you are even older and she's still capable of having children
@applejack None, but it will come into play once she's older
@applejack Do you know what mate guarding is?
@LukeAlmighty @matana Is that common? Tbh I haven't observed many relationship.
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