and the cherry on top is a steam image with fucked aspect ratio
@beardalaxy @tomie
The one tech demo looked nice 7 years ago :D
@LukeAlmighty @tomie >2017 was 7 years ago
it's crazy how this just looks like a unity school project by today's standards. like, you could probably make this with unity store assets Dx
actually, now that i think about... given that disclaimer at the beginning of the port, i can't help but wonder if part of the reason it's stuck in development hell is because of DEI shit where they have had to go back and change so much because of "stereotypes." if they were going to stick to the first game and expand on it i can only imagine that certain special interests groups didn't like what they saw.
@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty @tomie I hate DEI with such a burning passion it's unreal.
"I want a video game character that looks like this person."
"Just play the Sims then."
"Where are the female led video games?!
"Lara Croft, Bayonetta, most of Touhou."
"They just don't like female gamedevs!"
"No, you just made a shit project. We'd say that about anyone. Just look at yanderedev."
@picandor @LukeAlmighty @tomie my favorite is when they say shit like "they don't like female game devs" and then they shit on characters and art that women made xD
@picandor @LukeAlmighty @tomie i also think that the majority of women are prettier than modern day video game female characters... if anything it's unrealistic when they look like rule 63 buzz lightyear.
@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty @tomie the Tumblr invasion of AAA games is a cancer
@beardalaxy @tomie
>DEI
What do you mean, that a black woman and a monkey acting exactly the same isn't a great idea?
@beardalaxy @tomie
Somehow, 7 years ago, this thought didn't cross my mind.
Almost as if, the race became a bigger part of my life for some reason...
@LukeAlmighty @tomie i know how you feel i sometimes wonder if it was designed this way...
@beardalaxy @tomie
I am over it.
Yes, I used to be scared to death of the discriminatory hiring, but at this point, it just seems, that in the end, this system will collapse into the most nationalistic era in history...
@tomie
What the fuck do they mean by "up to 4k 60FPS"???
So, they did upscale the game, but even when doing the upscale, they still couldn't be fucked to rewrite it to a general function?
Or is just the marketing guy retarded?
@LukeAlmighty @tomie marketing people aren't always the brightest bunch. So many marketing and business major types I've spoken too are dumb as rocks.
@LukeAlmighty @tomie "We'll be the Uber of $idea." No you won't Tanner, it'll be shit.
>"I'm promoting this new project."
>looks inside
>gimmicky shitcoin
@LukeAlmighty @tomie My brother was sitting beside one of them at uni who had an idea for currency exchange in contention Europe and he has the horrible name of
Czechmarks.
@LukeAlmighty @tomie unironically yes
@LukeAlmighty @tomie *continental Europe, not contention what the shit autocorrect
@tomie >they even fucked up the steam image
Once again my burning hatred for Ubisoft is justified
@tomie i still remember when they tried to get the community to make textures for the second game (which is never coming out btw) and masked it as a contest. that must have been like a decade ago at this point.