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@beardalaxy you should never buy Kingdom Hearts, much less on Steam, for the same reason why you shouldn't give your money to Square, period, they're just going to throw it to fuel gay propaganda or something
the game has literally NO story, anyone saying otherwise has probably fever dreamed it, the only thing is has is some absolutely toothless interactions with Disney's IP because Disney would never allow for fun, thus defeating the purpose of a crossover from the very beginning; and whatever the story might still linger there is penned by Tetsuya "I procrastinated the mainline Final Fantasy in the industry notorious for crunches out of relevancy" Nomura and therefore is a contender right there with Shenmue for "never going to be over" prize
I committed the grave mistake of buying a bundle just like this one on PS4: this is a literal scam, Goofy fights Sephiroth is NOT as interesting as it sounds, at least pirate it first if you really want to try

@beardalaxy @teratology @xianc78 I played it on PC on release and only had funny minor bugs and AI cars pathfinding lagged once, was completely smooth sailing otherwise
OP is funny because I dunno where he finds elitists like these, all PC master races I know joke about playing games from 1998 on their rigs and compete who can go more toaster

the best part is that Chloe is nowhere in sight, so either they broke up (which will make Chloe simps pissed) or the best ending is canon (which will make Chloe simps pissed!)

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>Life is Strange gets a direct sequel
this is going to be a glorious trainwreck! Max already looks meth addicted

@Aldo2 ngl if they're literally seeing "chaser" in the post and think "hey, that's me" ASAP that's on them, really

@Azur_Fenix @Aldo2 at this point I ask you "but why would an 18 y/o want you" and you're going to smash your keyboard or phone in an array of pure distilled but ultimately powerless seething 💅

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@LukeAlmighty @Aldo2 no chaser wants a "real love", they just hunt the one single feature and drop the girl the second she loses it (i.e celebrates her 19th birthday)
and then she even has to tolerate this shit like "dO nOt WaNt tO bE nOt FiRsT" from entitled randos like you

@Aldo2 men who pursue *only* 18 y/os may not be technically pedophiles, but they still prey on the inexperienced and deserve to be ridiculed out of the gene pool the same way all other chasers should

people are giving JRPGs a ton of grief for supposedly taking a long time to complete, but giving how much time people waste in soulless MOBAs or looter shooters they could complete several huge JRPGs and enjoy the stories, unlike

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ptkorea.com/287520/ I found some of these newspaper pages on the official aespa website, theories? #aespa

>Final Fantasy series became TOO ANIME since--
bro I regret to inform you, your precious Final Fantasy VI or whatever also was literally anime

@branman65 @SuperLutheran her dad never was preventing her from practicing her faith, so no, doesn't apply here, lmao
but we all know that religion is all about cherrypicking what's convenient for you for the moment and turning your back the second it's not convenient anyway

@SuperLutheran barely converted and already goes against her own religion by not obeying her father: they always turn cherrypicking hypocrites so fast

@xianc78 "oh no, my freedom to be an annoying fuck and maybe kill a couple of people in a process" do ancaps really

@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy there are no innocents in the Sonic fandom I am afraid

@beardalaxy no, it really isn't, the game literally named SonicXShadow doesn't even seem to feature any sonadow

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