@LukeAlmighty I still think it's better and more motivating to promote exercises available even when bedbound, rather than pointless walking and jogging, when you're not even supposed to enjoy the views and air (when available)
@LukeAlmighty cardio is cardio, not fake and gay "ten thousand steps every day"
walking is overrated: no, our ancestors didn't "walk the healthy 10000 steps every day", because the arduous process of working the fields can hardly be called "walking", and they also died at 40
jogging is even worse: people keep running distances they were never meant to run and then act surprised why their joints give up
@Hephaestic @beardalaxy the trend of "requisite challenge" (the proper name is artificial difficulty) you're describing is a long-standing psyop that was created long ago by arcade cabinets manufacturers to bleed pockets dry and transformed later to sell 20 minute games as 200 hour experiences, and mountains of slop were sold to children because children are known to not know any better
same psyop evolved to sell battle passes and to keep grownups' attention so they would keep logging in like the game is their second (or fourth) job they have to clock in daily, which is the direct opposite of fun and games
you come into media built on variables and beg "oh please, please, remove as many variables as possible" and act like that's how it should be; I'd recommend you something like rhythm games because there's absolutely nothing else other than wanking over difficulty, but even those have difficulty options and modifiers, 50% speed included, so at this point just go watch a movie
@Hephaestic @beardalaxy why do you pretend that challenge and fun are synonymous?
@Hephaestic @beardalaxy are you aware of the concept of "having fun"
> Telltale Batman is the peak..... (spoiler is obvious)
@LukeAlmighty conclusion: even criminals can raise their kids right if they're white
jk, both telltale batmans are ass
@LukeAlmighty based and libertypilled, if I knew I could completely get away with it (and I could, legally), I would've dealt permanently with a classmate or two, and not even their two police dads would've been able to do something about their demise
@beardalaxy starts with m, ends with n
@LukeAlmighty they don't care; in fact they want that, seeing it as "proper punishment for a pirate"
were faggots making their own homepages during ye olde good times? absolutely, and they were mostly furries too, but they were unique and trvly special, you could read literal pages of why being a wolf is superior to being a human and those types always folded funny when you cornered them with 'wolves don't use 'puters tho'
now? "they/she wolfkin
" at max, "safe", insane, predetermined, absolutely corporate
@Snidely_Whiplash @LukeAlmighty make it four
@LukeAlmighty maybe one day the inferior genetic failures known as the carriers of Y chromosome will make a step towards recognizing what being a human is, but this post is evidence that they just made two steps back
@matrix they're way too short to be called spats, should be made longer and more comfortable
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