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@LukeAlmighty I still think it's better and more motivating to promote exercises available even when bedbound, rather than pointless walking and jogging, when you're not even supposed to enjoy the views and air (when available)

@LukeAlmighty cardio is cardio, not fake and gay "ten thousand steps every day"

walking is overrated: no, our ancestors didn't "walk the healthy 10000 steps every day", because the arduous process of working the fields can hardly be called "walking", and they also died at 40
jogging is even worse: people keep running distances they were never meant to run and then act surprised why their joints give up

@Hephaestic @beardalaxy the trend of "requisite challenge" (the proper name is artificial difficulty) you're describing is a long-standing psyop that was created long ago by arcade cabinets manufacturers to bleed pockets dry and transformed later to sell 20 minute games as 200 hour experiences, and mountains of slop were sold to children because children are known to not know any better
same psyop evolved to sell battle passes and to keep grownups' attention so they would keep logging in like the game is their second (or fourth) job they have to clock in daily, which is the direct opposite of fun and games

you come into media built on variables and beg "oh please, please, remove as many variables as possible" and act like that's how it should be; I'd recommend you something like rhythm games because there's absolutely nothing else other than wanking over difficulty, but even those have difficulty options and modifiers, 50% speed included, so at this point just go watch a movie

@Hephaestic @beardalaxy why do you pretend that challenge and fun are synonymous?

> Telltale Batman is the peak..... (spoiler is obvious) 

@LukeAlmighty conclusion: even criminals can raise their kids right if they're white

jk, both telltale batmans are ass

>write a negative review about the game having to be patched manually with the patch unavailable on Steam
>get a "but you can just patch the game yourself" comment

yes, YOU RETARD, that's EXACTLY what I am complaining about, KILL YOURSELF

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@LukeAlmighty based and libertypilled, if I knew I could completely get away with it (and I could, legally), I would've dealt permanently with a classmate or two, and not even their two police dads would've been able to do something about their demise

I wish testicular cancer to retards who "advice" to delete userdata folder in steam to fix connection problems

@LukeAlmighty they don't care; in fact they want that, seeing it as "proper punishment for a pirate"

were faggots making their own homepages during ye olde good times? absolutely, and they were mostly furries too, but they were unique and trvly special, you could read literal pages of why being a wolf is superior to being a human and those types always folded funny when you cornered them with 'wolves don't use 'puters tho'

now? "they/she wolfkin :npc: " at max, "safe", insane, predetermined, absolutely corporate

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"the indie web is alive and well, you're just not there"

oh really? whenever I stumble across any so-called modern "homepage", it's always a minefield of troons, faggots, "systems" and other they/themlings, the spawns and embodiment of corporate rainbow capitalism

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i share the capitalist's contempt for the poor, communist's contempt for the middle class, and the working man's contempt for the rich. i share the state's contempt for the citizen, the dissident's contempt for the state, and the journalist's contempt for the dissident. i share the jew's contempt for the gentile nation and the gentile nation's contempt for the jew.
my identity is contempt stackt atop contempt, surmounted by contempt, upon a foundation of contempt. the view from the zenith of my spire of contempt is alike with that from its front door: skies i have long held in contempt and the earth alike.
all that is is beneath me. tremble before my awesome might.

@LukeAlmighty maybe one day the inferior genetic failures known as the carriers of Y chromosome will make a step towards recognizing what being a human is, but this post is evidence that they just made two steps back

@matrix they're way too short to be called spats, should be made longer and more comfortable

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