tomie @tomie@gameliberty.club

@coded_artist and then they wonder why women choose the bear

@LukeAlmighty
>beauty

@LukeAlmighty I don't buy this story for a second, they could easily replace it with something even more tacky but deliberately chose to draw the players' ire, including in their own batshit insane home market? nuh-uh

the one time the spam call from my telecom operator actually was right on cue because I wanted to know more and those MOTHERFUCKERS REFUSED TO ADVERTISE ME THEIR TARIFFS AND HANGED

@LukeAlmighty I only know that there was some tacky thing, and then this tacky thing was censored, I do not care about stellar blade enough to go into details

I hope they will reward everyone who falls for this scam again by giving them the Soyny Spiderman treatment, rolling out the mandatory update replacing the thing you play as with Zendaya

the most notable thing about stellar blade 1 was that the devs immediately caved in to the censorship demanded of them and all their sweet promises were null and void the same week this digital waste released

the next week this piece of wasteware was dead, all discourse silent and forgotten, no further reviews other than "it was mid i guess", and when you'd think that gooners would put their efforts where their mouth was, they were busy combatting their buyer's remorse and all was silent, there was barely even soulless AI slop

it was a more beautiful world with stellar blade discourse dead, and now it became a bit more ugly again

gamers: "at least the previous bug eyed bride of Slenderman looked like an adult"
non-gamers: "the feminists are *inhale* finally admitting *inhale* that my wife is the peak of character design! *cough* "

you almost have to respect the noname daredevils who are brave enough to release same week as the most anticipated latest entry in the Barbie game franchise

unless they move the release date again

@beardalaxy being an Eldrich horror myself, somewhat, not even I am able to cause such instant rejection reflex and be so deep in the uncanny valley

but mostly I feel just a bit of an eyebrow raised because nobody needed one Stellar Blade and we got 2 for some reason

this thing looks like someone tried to make Pinocchio from Lies of P cuter and failed miserably; its face is of a little boy who suffered Korean plastic surgery and its body qualifies as an SCP entity

the only silver lining is that the first game was a nothingburger with a lot of noise surrounding it, and there's no reason to believe that the sequel will be any different

@beardalaxy people who say this little boy looks anything like a woman are just exposing how terminally porn addicted they are

ah, how nice is to celebrate the anniversary of nothing happening: a small victory against force of evil

@beardalaxy bonus points if it is a thing from the freezer unceremoniously dumped out of the freezer

@LukeAlmighty sounds great and very necessary

>"hey lads, ladies, and non-binary bees!"
>*unfollow*

@beardalaxy I saw no woman blindly hating on them yet, maybe criticizing for their DRM practice, but not hating