tomie @tomie@gameliberty.club

@beardalaxy well, a guy with a baseball bat wouldn't be a threat if you could just shoot him

@LukeAlmighty yeah thanks for the trigger warning, this kind of sexism is encompassing and exhausting

@LukeAlmighty it doesn't have goats but it does have sheep and has no pigs unlike Stardew... rip

@LukeAlmighty child rearing means the process *after* getting it out of the womb

@LukeAlmighty Fields of Mistria left early access and decided to announce that with a new pseudo anime trailer where they decided to pretend that muslims are definitely the target demographic to enjoy peaceful farming

> a hijab in first 3 seconds of gameplay in the trailer

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
we GET it, folx, your game is wokeslop, no need to unsell it to me further

I really love the idea of Polly Pocket, but don't really like the modern execution and never had those as a kid, so investing into the vintage ones as an adult? eeh, I'd rather buy vintage Barbies

@LukeAlmighty maybe when I beat vanilla, because modding is a trap that makes you never complete something you've modded

the feminine urge to mod factorio 💅

@LukeAlmighty yet another textbook example of why women choose the bear

@LukeAlmighty don't you have a house to build or a son to raise?

the feminine urge to install Stardew Valley and a fuckload of mods on top of it

@beardalaxy for starters, it's a platformer, so it's already the bottomest tier of videogames
second, it's the bottomest tier of platformers: the one with deliberately sadistic design
third, they took the only good thing about Mario 64 and threw it away
fourth, the plot is shit where the princess gets kidnapped again
fifth, nintendo bastards with EPI fetish force kids to play as a vomiting mount
it's not a good game, it's barely even a game

@beardalaxy because it sucks, next question please

@Jazzy_Butts there's even an actress named Bryce

@Jazzy_Butts you tourist buffoon, making all of this shit up and NOT naming her Bryce?