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Nothing too bad here... until you realize the shop's name is Jesus' Smokeshop and they have the holy man himself smoking a blunt. :omegalul: I couldn't stop laughing.

Found a ballsack that glows which attaches to your bicycle. I want to buy it and wear it to the beach to see if people notice my nether regions are glowing and my huge bouncy balls. Also a sticker skin for your credit card that has doge or... Terry Cruz for some reason!

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It makes your shitter look cute and comfy but I don't think I want to sit on something that will get splashed and soaked in shid piss water every time. :FeelsWeirdMan:

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Someone needs to send this to Reddit. I bet they would delete all their child porn if Batman or some other superhero told them to.

Found out that these are so your wiener stands A LOT when you wear the underwear lmao
It doesn't come with a fake wiener. That means that the picture of the guy in the previous post is his real pp :booba:

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WHAT IS THIS FOR
"egg's location" :kekw:

I love this because everytime I open the app, there's always some bizarre product. Guess I will keep adding onto the thread if I find more weird products.

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Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

The past few days, my dog has been running around all manic and barking at random shit when he looks around and now my brother thinks there's a ghost in the house. :MonkaChrist:

Japanese 3D gun printing enthusiast/weirdo Libertarian has decided to become a filthy tranny. Very sad.

Onionket 5 Scheduled for Aug.19th/20th, 2023
オニオンケット5は2023年8月19・20日に開催されます

https://peertube.anon-kenkai.com/w/qZmMepEJ1HYR9srkhbS11K

Onionket (or "Onion Comic Market") is a decentralized, censorship-resistant online doujin/art festival hosted exclusively in the Dark Web. Using an open-source program called "OnionShare", we give artists a SIMPLE, FREE, and CENSORSHIP-RESISTANT way to distribute their work.
オニオンケット(オニオン・コミック・マーケット)とはダークウェブでのみ開催される分散的、検閲耐性を有するオンライン同人誌イベントです。「オニオンシェア」というオープンソースソフトウェアの使用で、アーティストに作品をファンに配布するのに簡易に、また無料で、そして検閲耐性のある方法を提供します。

My impossible challenge of not acquiring interests related to fetishes continues!

I got recommended these cute anime kigurumi masks and I thought I would save up for one to take pictures in with my doll. Then I look at the store name that carries it. Shit! :pepeShotgun:

Well, it's really cute and I keep getting into fetish shit for wholesome reasons. Whoops. :blobcatdunno: I have seen people in Japan wear these but I didn't know it was used for naughty reasons too. This type of mask is probably in the same category as wearing fursuits perhaps? Also that price will mean I won't be getting one any time soon at least!

@picandor my brother tells me where he is located, there are barely any Dunkins but many Krispy Kremes instead! Maybe any other place that sells donuts may have a free one today. 🙏

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