I searched for a picture of Death on Yandex and one of the top results was him with his schlong out. Thanks, Yandex! Very cool!
Saw Puss in Boots: The Last Wish with my family.
100000000000/10
I got whiplash that a recent movie didn't suck dick for once. It feels like a dream. I also enjoyed it way more than the first Puss in Boots. I didn't like the first one that much.
This time around , I felt the movie gripped me from the start with its music scene; it already had me grooving. This second movie was so good all throughout, that I don't think it can get better. If they make a third movie and it's just as good as this one, I would be seriously impressed!
I know Gamefreak will fuck up the remakes for Unova but Colress was really great, so I can still appreciate the meme even as the inevitable future approaches. I'm still watching people I know suffer with this franchise so even if I stopped playing the games, the aftermath of every disaster still makes its way onto my general vicinity.
Probably one of my favorite things about AliExpress are the extremely horny reviewers for some of the sex toys. They're always in my recommendations now after looking up silicone repair glue a while back.
I'm sure these guys would post the entire ass balls inside them if AliExpress let them. I have already seen dudes post their junk while reviewing underwear. As long as no skin is showing, you can post it. This person in the review is very happy with the balls in their ass. At such a cheap price, I hope it doesn't get stuck there.
Another bizarre find is this inflatable butt plug. This just looks DANGEROUS imo. It looks like a trip to the ER. I wonder how this even works but imo, you should be careful with your body in this matter because you only get ONE body. If you burst your asshole, rest in piss.
Finally something more lighthearted are these shoe soles. The advertisement has some hilarious Engrish. I guess if you buy the soles, there is no more shitty feeling of pain on your foot. This is likely what they meant lmao. The reviews are good!
@matana I make fun of literally everyone, even my own people. Stereotypes exist for a reason. This shit you're doing is embarrassing getting triggered over memes; it sounds very miserable. Take your meds.
If somebody posts something making fun of me, I will still laugh at it. I don't care about some random's trauma that triggers them when they can easily curate their online experience. That's a YOU problem.
And I actually don't use my dolls for that nor do mine come with that sort of function. If I ever speak of "sex" in regards to my hobby, it's due to material types that may or may not be appropriate for that function or if the doll offers the ability to, more so if it's a doll that is publicly sold to other people. It's just a fact. Nor do I give a shit if people do with their private property that they paid for. I know what I got myself into with the hobby.
Two unpaid bidding cases on eBay within two weeks.
It's wasn't even anything expensive. These guys just decide they're not gonna pay lmao
eBay has a penalty for buyers that they can't bid on items if they have two unpaid item cases within 6 months. Imo this should be lowered down to a single case.
eBay has definitely fallen off badly since I was last selling there years ago. I'm barely getting any views on anything. Pokemon cards still get a lot of views on there, though. I sold one of my cards for $1,000+ to some Chinese guy a few months ago.
Also the fees are insane. I sold something for $390 recently and they took around $80 in fees!
I'm having much better luck on Mercari. I already sold 50% of the junk I put on there the last two weeks. If your country has Mercari, I recommend it though I would set things as high as you reasonably can get away with because here, people will usually want between $5-10 off when they send offers.
You should also put it slightly higher so you can "boost" it by lowering the price after a week or so if it doesn't sell or you get no offers.
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