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I know Gamefreak will fuck up the remakes for Unova but Colress was really great, so I can still appreciate the meme even as the inevitable future approaches. :Bedge: I'm still watching people I know suffer with this franchise so even if I stopped playing the games, the aftermath of every disaster still makes its way onto my general vicinity.

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I was REALLY disappointed to see the GoFundMe for a non-federating CalcKey instance for Black Fediverse users (supported by some of the most important Fediverse founders besides the LGBTQ+ ones) was shut down. It is nearly impossible for Black folx to use the Mastodon Network. It NEEDS to be easier. To this end I have started a new #Pleroma fork named #Melanoma.

Features:
1. runs on lower hardware specs like feature phones
2. easy installation via Verizon App Store
3. named after the most powerful chemical compound in the universe, melanin
4. no mayo monkeys involved (except me, I know, ugh)

Inappropriate replies will be deleted.

#ItsAlwaysMelanoma #ItsAlwaysPleroma

Probably one of my favorite things about AliExpress are the extremely horny reviewers for some of the sex toys. They're always in my recommendations now after looking up silicone repair glue a while back.

I'm sure these guys would post the entire ass balls inside them if AliExpress let them. I have already seen dudes post their junk while reviewing underwear. As long as no skin is showing, you can post it. This person in the review is very happy with the balls in their ass. :FeelsWeirdMan: At such a cheap price, I hope it doesn't get stuck there.

Another bizarre find is this inflatable butt plug. This just looks DANGEROUS imo. It looks like a trip to the ER. I wonder how this even works but imo, you should be careful with your body in this matter because you only get ONE body. If you burst your asshole, rest in piss. :weirdChamp:

Finally something more lighthearted are these shoe soles. The advertisement has some hilarious Engrish. I guess if you buy the soles, there is no more shitty feeling of pain on your foot. This is likely what they meant lmao. The reviews are good!

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"Censored gaming" youtuber just got blocked by pay-pal.

He makes a video begging for money... on Pay-pal.

Two unpaid bidding cases on eBay within two weeks. :FeelsWeirdMan:
It's wasn't even anything expensive. These guys just decide they're not gonna pay lmao
eBay has a penalty for buyers that they can't bid on items if they have two unpaid item cases within 6 months. Imo this should be lowered down to a single case.
eBay has definitely fallen off badly since I was last selling there years ago. I'm barely getting any views on anything. Pokemon cards still get a lot of views on there, though. I sold one of my cards for $1,000+ to some Chinese guy a few months ago.
Also the fees are insane. I sold something for $390 recently and they took around $80 in fees!

I'm having much better luck on Mercari. I already sold 50% of the junk I put on there the last two weeks. If your country has Mercari, I recommend it though I would set things as high as you reasonably can get away with because here, people will usually want between $5-10 off when they send offers.

You should also put it slightly higher so you can "boost" it by lowering the price after a week or so if it doesn't sell or you get no offers.

I got my new pillow from AliExpress! It's like sex for my neck; feels really good. It's way better than the fluffy memory foam pillow I had. I could never get the stuffing right and always felt uneven.

I slept amazing on it but sadly it doesn't stop my constant nightmares. :pepeHang: I just have more comfortable nightmares, I guess. Now I can wake up terrified without the neck pain!

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