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In a previous post, I had found some plush toilet seats and said I wouldn't buy them because shid piss water would get on them.

Now, I present you a glow in the dark plush toilet seat BUT this one has a plastic underneath, so the shid piss water doesn't soak in and can be cleaned. I assume the other seats may also be made in the same way.

Not gonna lie, I fucking love glow in the dark stuff and this plush seat has THE SAME STAR PATTERN AS MY BLANKET, WHICH ALSO GLOWS IN THE DARK. :PogSlide:
This must be a universal glow in the dark fabric that the Chinese use.
I also found a glow in the dark "clean your piss" sticker to adhere onto toilets.

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Perhaps I shouldn't be surprised but you can order fake pubes from Aliexpress.

And here I have been trying to laser off my annoying pubes when I could have sold them for $22 instead. :pepeHang:

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> You've got to go to the gym to be healthier and live longer...

Why? Why would I want to live longer, of the price of such a life is life full of looking to a wall, being exhausted and be in constant pain?

It's the most boring existence, and you would want to make it even longer?

You are an autistic faggot jewish reddit nigger. You are the most negrodicly autistic shitty reddit gold collecting yid I have ever seen.

One day me and the boys are going to grab you in an alley and take you to a giant cauldron filled with boiling liquid shit and drop you into it alive and screaming. Then we will close the lid and listen to your screams and then wait until your flesh melts off your bones before dumping the brew on the lawn of your family and friends as warning.
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my coworker was telling me about how the government set hawaii on fire with satellite lasers

eating healthy to live longer: i sleep

eating healthy to get rid of brain lag so I can be better at vydea: real shit

I'm happy for BG3's success but the hypocrisy sticks out more than ever.

Onionket 5 Catalog Release / オニオンケット5カタログ公開

https://peertube.anon-kenkai.com/w/9UjJxM2obTAZEQuknbJQD4

Onionket 5 is just over a week away, and we're finally ready to reveal the event catalog! Over a dozen artists, writers, coders, and more share their work with the world, free from the fear of censorship.
オニオンケット5は1週間余りで開催されます。そしてやっとカタログを公開したいと思います!わずか12人を超えたアーティスト、ライター、プログラマーなどは検閲に恐れず作品を世界で共有します。

HOMEPAGE
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NoJS
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TOR
http://cfxnvps5mxzdfh7aw5gwhhx2hmbr5vbww4m4m3znk6sjxnrd6l7bvnid.onion/catalog.html

I2P
http://onionket.i2p/catalog.html

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