@ChristiJunior Imagine working at a dead-end retail job dealing with rude customers, shitty managers, and then this walking punchline ends your life in the worst Columbine imitation ever.
@allison We should really bring back trolleys.
@curtis Bill Gates is just going to bribe the FDA to ban it.
@Zyra
>I hate America because it isn't socialist enough.
Can you Eurofags come up with an actual criticism of the US instead of how the government doesn't give enough free stuff?
@icedquinn I remember txti.es having an API that allowed you to view their pages as JSON files for easing parsing.