No matter how bad things are right now,
no matter what happens to my job,
I'm happy to be alive right now.
Because before this, everyone my age complained that life is pointless, and we had no real challenges.
Well now we do,
and we have a choice to make:
Stand up for ourselves
or let totalitarianism win.
What could be more awesome than that?
Clearly you've never heard my theory that nearly all, if not all, nuclear weapons are fake. It is such a perfect mafia racket that it must be a mafia racket. The plebs love big bombs and I cannot lie, shut up and tax us just give us more megatons more!!! We will get to work on that right away! Of course, testing the product is strictly prohibited by treaty. You only find out they're fake when a nuke is already falling toward you. Good thing it is also fake.