speaking of, this was 200% uncomfortable and literally hurt for a split second, 0/10 would not recommend

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accidentally took off my shirt in a masculine way - gaiz, i must be totally transmasc or genderfluid uwu
yeah this is satire but that's how literally thousands of people think completely unironically, clown world :clownworld:

one of more evil aspects of the cyberpunk we currently live in is total encouragement of monetizing literally everything: monetize your hobby, monetize your cooking, monetize your eating, monetize yourself being annoying and pissing people off, monetize your children and cats! you don't monetize? - well you're just being unproductive and wasting time then :/
surely you're able to remember one or two internet personas who are literally killing themselves for clout and money

this "6.5 woman who cooks" meme has all the vibes of when m*n are posting "look at this all natural no makeup BEAUTY, that's what men want!" and there's $2000 of makeup and a nosejob

I've watched that Super Mario full feature cartoon 

first of all, it should be made illegal to use Holding Out For a Hero in movies: I don't care how great this song is, you won't outperform Shrek 2, don't even try
all non-n*ntendo licensed music in this movie was cringeworthy
second, they just had to go and yassify Peach 💀 come on, she's a princess! even if she's an action girl (that is trve), she has class, and she is polite, and she is cute and charming: none of that can be applied to the movie!Peach
maybe if I was five, this would've been literally The Best Movie Ever, at least I remember wanting to see a Mario cartoon or a movie like this
if gen alpha kids liked (or even saw) this movie, I am glad for them, there has been a severe shortage of heartfelt cartoons with big budget

>"but Yasuke was real--"
i don't care
not after they made Anne Boleyn black, not after they made Cleopatra black because someone's grandmother said so
you can't exactly fight government-sponsored misinformation with the truth, so for all intents and purposes Yasuke was either the whitest samurai the world has ever seen with pearly white skin; or he was 300% Japanese (pearly white skin optional)

the best part is that Chloe is nowhere in sight, so either they broke up (which will make Chloe simps pissed) or the best ending is canon (which will make Chloe simps pissed!)

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>Life is Strange gets a direct sequel
this is going to be a glorious trainwreck! Max already looks meth addicted

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people are giving JRPGs a ton of grief for supposedly taking a long time to complete, but giving how much time people waste in soulless MOBAs or looter shooters they could complete several huge JRPGs and enjoy the stories, unlike

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ptkorea.com/287520/ I found some of these newspaper pages on the official aespa website, theories? #aespa

>Final Fantasy series became TOO ANIME since--
bro I regret to inform you, your precious Final Fantasy VI or whatever also was literally anime

did they just make Shadow the Hedgehog grow venom wings? what the fuck

bruh they're selling sheet masks with pokemon 💀 i hate capitalism
do they really think that pokemon fanbase would use something like sheet masks

I've noticed a thing about all avid anime haters: they literally make this their entire personality in the same way other annoying types make their quirk their entire personality
I've tried to give a chance to a couple of streamers by rationalizing that a lack of taste could be an issue out of their control, but over and over they become impossible to watch because any mention of anime launches them into a giga 2 hour tangent where they try their hardest to dunk on anime and it all gives away the vibes of someone actively trying to prove how super giga extra straight and manly he is when he's been caught in bed with a femboy twink
Don't they realize how turbo retarded they look? Like if someone said "I saw a shitty erotic French indie movie when I was a kid so now I HATE ALL MOVIES :soymad: "
And what makes it all even spicier is that they aren't above stuff like playing something obviously anime inspired and then complaining about the thing looking anime or using anime tropes, the audacity

a female character: exists
"feminist" youtuber: "yikes, she is sExUaLiZeD"
red flag is basically glowing there 💀

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