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I think we should officially adopt "Hitler particles" as the official measurement of art
write in replies what you think can be measured in art in Hitler particles

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I just realized that in less than two months, it will be Undertale's 10th anniversary, so allow me to remind you that Toby Fox is a talentless fucking hack that does not deserve a fraction of the fame and fortune he received from his meme game.

Seriously, name one other person who went viral on their first try (Undertale was his first video game outside of ROM hacks) while using a program that many of us messed with back in elementary school or middle school.

Not only that but he got to Japan, take over Sakurai's Famistu column, and have his sequel be featured in the Nintendo Switch 2's trailer. I find this all ironic because Toby Fox was previously a ROM hacker, which is usually a big no-no in Nintendo's eyes, but they let this all slide.

And what is special about Undertale, really? The pacifist mechanics? Many JRPGs had pacifist mechanics since the original Phantasy Star. The quirky and memorable characters? I can name a thousand games with just as many "quirky and memorable" characters if not more.

No, the only reason why it ever got popular was because of his friends on the Starmen forums along with Earthbound's popularity becoming mainstream thanks to it being released on the Wii U VC around the same time. If it weren't for that, I highly doubt it would have ever gotten insanely popular.

westerners larping as asians: "omg, asian cultures are so different, you're commiting a xenophobia if you call a chinese catgirl costume 'a neko'"
actual asians: *don't even regard different asian nations as actual people*

I announce that humankind again did not gain any collective knowledge and itch has literally no reason to exist now

> "omg, superman can't be hurt, that makes him boring!"
the trailer: shows superman hurt
> "omg, superman is hurt, hurting superman is emasculating!11"

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the last thing the target audience wants to see (and what's most important, I don't want to see) in magical girls genre is the unholy trio of burps, farts, and gross behavior
so-called grown ups are still throwing tantrums over periods being hinted at in Turning Red, but have no problem forcing this shit that's meant for boys to laugh at (because boys are stupid) literally everywhere

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Florine of Burgundy was a princess who at age 14 joined her husband to fight in the first crusade. She fought alongside him until they were ambushed and killed on the battlefield by the Turks in Cappadocia, Anatolia in 1097.
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"Today, we’re announcing the seizure and dismantlement of several illicit video game marketplaces. From February to May of this year, there were approximately 3.2 million illicit downloads, and these downloads caused an estimated loss of $170 million: fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offic"

Gamers are the most oppressed people.

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Your mama exists in the weird quantum state, where she's both the fattest object in the observable universe, but also everyone is proud of fucking her....

And I cannot get my head around this contradiction.

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How to instantly kill anyone over the age of 25

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It's hard to celebrate The Fourth of July when you know that the American Revolution was a psyop and that we are still secretly controlled by The City of London banksters.

>monster high (2022) won't get a third season
jeez, i wonder why

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