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@RandolphScott

twitter.com/standwithus/status

Interesting how the original video the Twitter page linked to has been set to "private" (as opposed to being taken down).

I have seen it though. It's a famous Alan Dershowitz speech in front of a crowd of Zionists and J-words, where he says "never apologize for having power", basically.

He openly admits that J-words have disproportionate power, but he just couches it in the "we deserve this power" way.

Also, of course, he ends it by saying "never apologize for using power in the pursuit of "peace"".

@alyx true, also the Goldeneye game on the N64 helped solidify him as "Bond".

Man, I love that game.

Aldo boosted

The much more realistic version of "Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?".

youtube.com/watch?v=AF7qrDujmw

4 mins till work is over, and then gotta work out, and then gonna go out into the rain to have an evening smoke.

And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen....I can chill a bit...

@matrix youtube.com/watch?v=hu_7OncrfI

My Mum always calls everyone from the area just Yugos....Croatian tennis player? "He's a Yugo!!!", Slovenian chef? "Yugo!!!!"

It's hilarious, but also kinda sad :(

@matana @UglybastardIRL there's probably a machine for that...

@matana @UglybastardIRL I do chuckle when people say how they'd easily just swing a child around, or whatever.

Like, motherfucker, you probably couldn't even lift up a 10kg dumbell. What makes you think you'd be able to lift up a kid xD ?

At the very least, one should be fit enough to have sex.

@UglybastardIRL I dunno, maybe try going for a walk instead of gooning for hours?

I mean, don't want to rip your dick off, and all that.

Plus, you'll work out more of your body than just one forearm...

@UglybastardIRL do you count masturbation as cardio?

youtube.com/watch?v=jnLbvrZ6vy

"It sounds so simple."

"It is simple, that's why they won't see it coming..."

@matana yes, I share the same sentiment.

Again, it's why I never got into the horny-posting.

I always think "how can you type that while masturbating at the same time?!?!!? Is it possible to learn this power?".

@matana I don't really get the horny-posting thing. Never tried it, probably never will, unless it's just me telling a joke in a reply, or something like that.

> Too horny for 3D

Bruh...

@matana I want to do the same, sort of, but by wholesome [redacted]-posting.

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