YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Every time I see ugly people I feel glad I'm normal looking. I feel for you, I just don't want to look at you 😔

Grandma looks very hot, no wrinkles, smooth soft skin, used to be a fitness model
Grandma: *talking to your mother* You know I love them but those kids tire me out! They're always so horny!
Mom: Well you know how they love your pussy!
Grandma: As tired as they get me I wouldn't trade their hot eager cocks for anything!

When I say it's not a Mr. Girl situation I mean I wouldn't tell her to shut up or gaslight her super hard or anything like that. I would just use the power imbalance to not have to go out of my way for her as far as she has to go out of hers for me. I make her lunch, she makes me dinner. I get her a car, she gets me a boat. I give her a back rub, she gives me a full body massage with a happy ending.

I wish there was more gay Bobby Hill porn. He's so clearly gay and Connie is his beard, he even gets cucked. My headcanon is that he first gets fucked in the ass shortly after the show ends. Either by Bill, Jimmy Wichard (the retard), or by that older kid who had a shitty band that Hank beat at paintball. Bobbys parents are inattentive enough to let that happen, and in such denial about Bobbys homosexuality that they would never in a million years think that he suddenly started getting bad grades and became depressed because he had developed an insatiable need for cock in a house full of conservatives.

@xianc78 At most I'm fine with rugs and clothes not in the shape of the actual animal.

Ay yo bruv, homeboy, succ my penis tip gently with the tongue swirl action ya dig? Feelin real fr now ya dig fr fr fam?

The cool thing is if I end up getting back with my ex (I won't, it'll never happen) no matter what I do to her, it won't be as bad as what she did to me, and she knows it. So I can do whatever and she can't say boo about it, because her shame won't let her, she feels she deserves it. THIS IS NOT A MR GIRL SITUATION! I AM NOT AS BAD AS MR. GIRL!

I like Donald Trump because he rode the lolita express

@xianc78 yasssss queen!

Ping pong pussy.........COLLIDER! (a weapon to surpass metal gear)

lgf who rules the world and kills all offending non consensual sadists

how many based cockcels does it take

@coolboymew saved

@augustus

I used to think Mr. Girl was cool, but he's mean to his gf, fuck Mr. Girl.

Oh god you do not know how refreshing it is to be able to look at the local feed and have it be english not moonspeak