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@Remejy Fuck yes I have always shipped scooby and shaggy

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I like when I find a show that hooks me, I like campy stuff that's fun, idgaf about super serious super dark super gritty rn, I want fun and entertainment

My sister: WOW U HAVE A LOT OF HARD DRIVES
Me: Yea, backups are important, so each drive has a double, and I'm too retarded to figure out how to do that automatically so every few months I sit down with a cup of coffee and update everything manually

@opal @IgnorantHussy @lordfroy @tarperfume The opiates work for me, they're the only thing that knocks out my pain so I can literally lift a normal amount of weight, and do a normal amount of work. Without them I can't even clean my damn house. I am a god damn scientist I know how to not get addicted to fucking drugs but the punks don't want to hear it because I didn't suck professor dick for a piece of toilet paper they call a diploma.

@tarperfume @lordfroy @opal @IgnorantHussy I was treated like a non person, and I got the pills but when they gave them to me it was like they were metaphorically throwing them at me with disrespect, saying "Here's your junk you junkie now piss off *spit*"

@tarperfume @lordfroy @opal @IgnorantHussy Had a similar enraging experience recently, almost exactly, but it was about pain meds not hrt

Catching up on media I missed out on while all the other millennials sucked it up is enlightening

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@tarperfume @rats Look up the protect act of 2003 It's an illegal law and violates the 1st amendment like all obscenity laws

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@amerika I love that I'm not on twitter so I can say these people deserve to be tried and sentenced to flaying, partial or full, up to the courts, and if they survive they should be branded on their foreheads so everyone everywhere will know what they did.

Fantasy/Fiction 

"No bro, no bro!" said the bro, as I shattered the bones in his left hand with a mallet. "Statistically speaking you're probably a righty, I'm trying to be nice here." I said over his wimpers. "You know you suck, right?" I continued, "You're not special, you're not exceptional, you need to realize that." I grabbed hold of his shattered hand in a pleading manner, he screams in agony, I act like nothing is wrong and beg him "Please stop being a fucking idiot, please! You can stop, you have the power!"
"B-bro, j-just let me go bro p-pleaseee ahhhhhhhh*sob*" was his response. "Oh no" I replied, "Oh no I can't let you go, you're not going anywhere. You're not walking away from this. I'm trying to save you, don't you understand? If you can see the error of your ways, you can live again in heaven!"
"W-what?" said the bro, "I, I already believe in god, yea! I'm a Christian! Y-so...so you can let me go!" I smiled, that sweet motherly smile, and I said, "You only think you believe in God, but I'll make you REALLY believe." the look on his face when he realized he was really trapped with no way out, it was delicious. "We'll teach you all about how awful it is to be a dirty little boy, we're going to teach you to be a little girl, and that will make you clean." I grinned, and he cried, and then I put the pantyhoes on him. By the end he had submitted, and had been sissified, and he was in heaven, he finally knew God loved him. His male soul had died but his body lived on, as a woman slave, no longer arrogant but humble, and well behaved. She finally understands she's not special, she's not Goku, she's not Superman, she's a little girl, who is to submit always and only.

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I don't actually want to learn through reading or even communicating with another human...I want to be immersed, surrounded by the work (surrounded by people doing the work, clamping, welding, etc) and to just pick up and ape along with what I see. The only exception is if I need to know something so I don't die, then I am all ears, because that's important.

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