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Omg imagine crushing CEOs skulls :blobpleading:

@get @meso I wish I could be a sexy tranny so I could satisfy someone :blobpleading:

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Ohhhjj noooooooooo
BURNY SPICY BUTTHOLE
AHHHHHHHHH
BRACE AND WAIT FOR IT TO PASS

Things i like that are southern:
Crawdads
Ribs
Peanut slaw
liquor in the gas stations
politeness
guns

that's about it
I like faggoty too though and degeneracy as a whole so, idk if i could ever live in the south

also like muddin
and tractor pulls
and lould ol engines smashin into eachother

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I might be a northern boi but I might have a southern soul :peepoCry:

I really want to be a good boyfriend to somebody one day, anybody really (within my parameters). I want to even be their husband one day. I'm not a rich man so unless they were well off our wedding would be small, but meaningful. It would be the most special day of our lives imo, and I would want it to be so special for her, I believe it's "her day" as they say, and I would sell a kidney if it meant I could make it a day she would be touched by, a day that not only fulfilled but exceeded her expectations. I've been mocked by other guys for confiding this stuff in them, but this is who I am. If this makes me a "fag" than I'm a fag.

@LukeAlmighty I wish I had a mom who didn't believe in magic and "spirit energy" and shit

@mario After I hold your head down and cum I'll apologize right away, I'm such an apologizer, I'll feel guilty and think I got carried away lol

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