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Who remembers when Oprah was trolled by over 9000 pedophile penises?

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Me hiding in a pedo glory hole sucking all the pedo dicks and then they're mad when they find out a grown man sucked their dicks /fic

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I have a fetish for pedos. There. I said it. I used to post on 8chan endlessly about wanting to suck pedophile cocks until they banned such discussion. A shame. I wish to express anonymously my shameful lust for hard pedo dicks.

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imagine a world where kids have healthy, positive conversations with their parents about sex without feeling awkward or embarrassed

THE MOST INSIDIOUS PART of living in a society with thoughtcrime, is that if someone who shares your "criminal" thoughts ever confesses their thoughts to you, you have no way of telling if they're genuine, or if they're only fishing for information, testing you, and then you've got a choice, do you accept them and assure them and keep it quiet (maybe even confide in them reciprocally), or do you blow up their spot, do you act like an anti in order to pass as normative, since there is no way you can ever really know if your conversation partner is duplicitous or not. Horrible life. Horrible world. It's like the star trek mirror universe. I often wondered as a child and still wonder, is this hell? Are we here to suffer, and part of our punishment is not knowing why?

@cum God, imagine being a fed so you could get payed to just do that all day long and become really popular/j

I want an asexual partner who thinks sex is funny so they have it with me because I like it but they don't actually get off the way I do, and I want them to be an edgy little kitten who reads dark fiction and has a knife collection

How do I transition from being ostracized by communities into being loved and celebrated by communities? :Thinker:

@LukeAlmighty @Loki They probably thought the characters had enough development culturally, cultural saturation might be a good term for it. Blue Beetle is new (new version at least), he's like spiderman, and he's Hispanic, and if you learned about him from Young Justice then he'll be familiar, he has potential to be a good character.

@violet_rose@freak.university Is it that they don't know how to, or are they afraid to? I know how to interact with kids, before I got my anxiety complex I was still a map so that's not why I have trouble interacting now, it's that any interaction is perceived by others as predatory, or at least that's the worry. I would love to go hang out with kids, help them, teach them, keep them safe, but I have this anxiety that has turned into full blown paranoia and panic attacks. I literally ignore kids now because I'm terrified, and I hate it. I don't want to live like this.

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When I see a super hot black girl and then her bf is white I'm like YES, YES, WINNING, TAKE THAT TYRONE, STOLE YOUR GIRL!!!!

I wish I was rich enough to pay a hooker to date me 24/7 365, basically like a wife but she has to do do what I say or I can fire her.

Rhank god for cosplay prostitutes, they're the only thing giving me hope.

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YO IMAGINE IF BATMAN WENT TO THE DBZ UNIVERSE AND GOT KI TRAINING, HIS WILLPOWER IS INSANE HE WOULD BE SO STRONG

Little sister with tattoo that says "property of big bro" and a big brother with a tattoo that says "property of lil sis"

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