JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Really wish one of you who was of legal age could cuddle with me. It would make me feel safe.

Falling in love with girl who shows her body off but who doesn't have sex with random cocks because she's too smart for that (and she's happy being poor, she thinks money is gross).

@beardalaxy A new Johnny has entered the fray!

I wish I could feel my fedi frens soft lips...with my lips

Johnny Test vs Johnny 5 vs Johnny Quest who wins

I'm sorry that every time you're nice to me I try to have sex with you, I'm embarrassed, I think it's a condition so maybe feel bad for me... I'm not very forceful and you easily fend me off, it's more awkward and sad than scary. Thank you for putting up with me and my autistic attempts at seduction.

@coded_artist Coach McGuirk from Home Movies?

I hope you guys liked my rap as much as I did

Rap song (the parentheses are my back up rapper or my hype man)

Uh, huh, yea, uh huh
I need that grandma pussy
(That grandma muscle pussy)
Need that grandma that works out
(Grandma six pack)
Mmmmm need a g-milf
(An' imma lube it up)
I ask who's president?
(She says JFK)
*Beat hits for a moment*
Yeaaaaaar an dats a g-milf
(*screeching tires sound effect but made with someone's voice*)
Uh n she can hold her own
(hol her own hol her own-own-own)
UH das a granma n she rea-dy 3 bone
(3bone3bone3bone3bone *with echo sound and pitch shifting sound effects*)

Zoophilia really purges bad energy from the soul in my opinion and experience

https://youtu.be/drPmRnECw4g
>tfw watching crank dat spongebob on flip phone

I hate people so much because of how they act but I still get lonely. I just wish I had a female/male partner (male is fine if I can put it in his pooper) who felt the same as me, they haaate people but love me, I'm the exception for her rule, just like she's for mine. We'll both HAAAATE people together!! We'll love eachother though. People will call us "those assholes" or "that asshole couple" or "those jerks". We will talk about how people are scum and evil and are polluting the planet, we will talk about how you need to go vegan and then we will eat meat on cheat days (every day will be a cheat day). We will start a homestead. We will make a van home. We will restore nike sneakers. We will do urban crafts. We will only drink artisinal coffee. We will criticize YOUR coffee, but as a way to help, we're being helpful.