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I'm one of those people who faps to Goku x Gohan porn

I would date a literal dyke with greasy hair, a square ass body, and male clothes, just so I could dress fem and we could be that weird gender non conforming couple

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@AlienSkyler I think that's like, imposter syndrome. Where no matter what you do, you feel like it's not enough, or that you didn't really do a good job and someone else would have REALLY done it the right way, or something

FediGf: Ur, avacados, anime, lgf
Me: Pfffft hahha you're so hilarious fedigf, a mexican lgf who robs you of your avocados is a hilarious concept!

Ok fedi just going completely schizo and losing my mind and thinking the fediverse is an actual person and all the posts are her saying things (she's a little disjointed)

Me: *Puts fediverse gf next to me*
Me: *Sigh*, I never thought I'd have someone again, you know?
FediGf: Wow, yea, babies, right wing, journos
Me: See you get it, you understand what it's LIKE
FediGf: You, faggot, me, defederation, family vacation
Me: You know what, maybe we do need a vacation!

@picandor It's a weird thing with me, whenever I'm in a place where there should be people, but there's no people, like an empty mall after hours, I have this urge to just go poop where I shouldn't

@Sp if I wasn't in a water zone I'd have to use a sock

If I was in the backroomz all alone (with no knowledge of the monsters) I would have the overwhelming urge to defecate

@sandy Not really, I'm white passing, I just don't like racial friction, and I've seen it come more from blacks than whites. A white person could just be minding their business and blacks could just start clowning on them, and that wouldn't be out of the ordinary to see in some places. Blacks tend to be left alone or even avoided, by all but the most agressive racists. For example a skin head I worked with made violent threats to some beautiful black girls who came into the restaurant for food, and all I wanted to do was cripple that faggot. Who does that? Who says violent shit to hot women? Fag hated gays too. I hope he gets kniferaped in life.

Lemme succ that big dick you got (said to all the fems)

@sandy But then if you want to be a spoil sport you could say that it's actually not funny, and is quite sad, and that I shouldn't joke about such things...but then it could be said that me joking about such things is my way of coping with the immense sadness depression and anxiety I have surrounding the issue

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@sandy Exactly, and it's a joke because it's not true inherently, but only socially to the degree that white culture is concerned, which in itself is funny because white culture being so self important that it sees itself as "normal" is also humorous

@sandy It's like anything, there's plenty of very normal people who just happen to be pedophiles, or crippled, or black (see what I did there IT'S A JOKE)

The left could have had me, and many other of the strongest meme warriors, buy they shunned us, and talked shit on beautiful guns which the forefathers knew were to be worshipped as holy artefacts, if they rectify their mistake, they can have the finest meme knights to have walked these mortal planes. The meme knights are up for hire, the chuds have not been paying our wages, we would gladly smite their minds with memes.

I give the left headpats when they:
Support porn (free speech)
Support art (free speech)
Support animal welfare (decency)
Support workers rights (decency)

I give the left a bag of shit when they:
Oppose speech they don't like (fascism)
Oppose guns (fascism)
Oppose porn (feminist fascism)
Support bullying (fascism)

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