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I'm honestly surprised no one so far wants to edate on the fediverse, it would at least be fun as a joke

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So, we've seen how Lisa is handling at Pokémon training. Let's now see how Bart is doing.

... Yeah, I'd say he's doing far better. Good thing he found that Secret Move Trainer. This is far more productive than battling, huh?

And, if he does need to battle, sicking the bellsprout on the opponent will be a much better tactic.

#BartSimpson #simpsons #Pokemon #bellsprout #blowjob

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お題箱で左の子のその後をご所望だったので描いたよ(゚ω゚)

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@dwite39 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED :akkoScream:

@daedrix since it's not specified I picked burning since that can be near instant with enough sudden heat

re: cp spoilers 

@Sp @cummies @menthol6 I tried to watch cyberpunk but I hated the protag, not because he was black coded but that didn't help, couldn't get into it, didn't watch much

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I'm one of those people who faps to Goku x Gohan porn

I would date a literal dyke with greasy hair, a square ass body, and male clothes, just so I could dress fem and we could be that weird gender non conforming couple

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@AlienSkyler I think that's like, imposter syndrome. Where no matter what you do, you feel like it's not enough, or that you didn't really do a good job and someone else would have REALLY done it the right way, or something

FediGf: Ur, avacados, anime, lgf
Me: Pfffft hahha you're so hilarious fedigf, a mexican lgf who robs you of your avocados is a hilarious concept!

Ok fedi just going completely schizo and losing my mind and thinking the fediverse is an actual person and all the posts are her saying things (she's a little disjointed)

Me: *Puts fediverse gf next to me*
Me: *Sigh*, I never thought I'd have someone again, you know?
FediGf: Wow, yea, babies, right wing, journos
Me: See you get it, you understand what it's LIKE
FediGf: You, faggot, me, defederation, family vacation
Me: You know what, maybe we do need a vacation!

@picandor It's a weird thing with me, whenever I'm in a place where there should be people, but there's no people, like an empty mall after hours, I have this urge to just go poop where I shouldn't

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