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Holy shit, Elon Musk was in the Simpsons before he got famous!?
youtu.be/ZDOI0cq6GZM

@cummies I don't think I could stop anyone from killing themselves. I would be like Picard, and I would solemnly respect their bodily autonomy but I wouldn't give up without a sincere debate, arguments must be made, I'll speak my peace and even beg, but I wouldn't physically intervene against their will. If someone has cancer and wants to die, but I force them alive, that's wrong. Who's to say one pain is worth more or less, if living is so painful for them that they decide to die, who am I to force them to suffer more?

@animeirl God I hope that little mouth piece dispenses globs of soy as needed, but has a tongue inside that doubles as a makeout machine.

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Horse (centaurworld) 

Friends? Neigh. Girlfriends.

Horse can talk now, and that means she can gush about how much sex she had with Rider.

Comic based on this fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/4458

@laura@nnia.space Not only allows circumcision. It's not as if circumcision exists and everyone treats it as a serious, solemn, sacrifice (still not ok to do but at least they could have some respect)... it's joked about, laughed about, when "jews" do it they all gather round to see the mutilation and laugh and cheer about it, when goys do it they still laugh and joke, but they don't actually gather round for the mutilation. In this society, it is ok to strap a baby down and mutilate its genitals (a LITTLE BIT ehhhhh? Just a LITTLE BIT of mutilation! Let's be fair here oy vey!), it's even ok to enjoy such work and derive great fulfilment from it. But if the baby was given genital massages, as many aboriginal women have been documented soothing their children, that would not be ok in western society, because sex is pleasure and pleasure that does not come from THE CHRISTIAN GOD is SINFUL and so such and act would "pollute" the child before it even knew of such "biblical dangers" and so there would be nothing the child could do to "stop its pollution" since it doesn't "know any better" "yet".

I'm not getting the high highs but also not getting the low lows. I feel very level. Like a machine.

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I'm not having racing thoughts anymore, I'm not staring off into space and shaking because I "hear the voice of god" anymore, or it still feeling like traumatizing moments that passed long ago are still presently occuring and unresolved, also it doesn't feel like people can read my thoughts anymore

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I can stop taking my meds any time I want instead of having them forced down my throat like when I was a child, which means that it's now actually therapeutic instead of traumatizing

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"Wanna come back to my place?"
<S-sure Jazzy...
"Just have to go on this long dark car ride through empty streets :)"
<O-ok...
"Yea I don't get a signal at my place btw so you might not be able to call anyone."
<A-alright...
":)"
youtu.be/NCuBalItZA8

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commission for my friend <З
you can't even imagine how much i like this one

#shota #bnha #mha #kotaizumi

I love how these bitches be sitting there blank face getting rammed because being a whore is their job and then they call themselves "asexual" like NO BITCH you're just having sex with people you don't really want to have sex with YOU DUMB FUCK so you're not enjoying it RETARD what are you STUPID? Good luck those stains don't wash off you're ruining your mind you dumb bitch.

Do sex work I'm all for sex work but you better be fucking people you actually want to fuck you dumbass, you're doing psychic damage to yourself otherwise.

I wonder if Jackie Chan saw the Jade Chan porn and was like "No more show if this is what people are doing with it 😡" because he's such moralist

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When you ask your sexy girlfriend:
-Do you want a carrot?
And she tells: Yes!
And the next thing you see is...

One day memes will be perfected into a series of symbols that elicits any desired response, no matter how complex. Memes will be outlawed and used as powerful weapons. Entire populations will be memed into violent mindless zombies, among other scenarios.

@matrix @LukeAlmighty 1) Women being mentally ill does not imply men are not
2) Mentall illness is nothing to be ashamed about

Twitter is saying nobody is mentally ill, and they are saying mental illness is a degrading existence. Very bigoted. I bet they'll ban you if you say "You are fat" to a beautiful fat women, while trying only to compliment her struggles and beauty as an individual. They associate fatness with negativity. Terrible people. Terrible company.

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