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“Better pay up LOSER! I can do this ALL daaaaay”

#shota #shotacon #ショタ

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The cape stays on (for the most part) until midnight.

Fel's place is famous with single dads. Happy halloween!

#kennoarkkan #commission #digitalart #exhibitionism

@sjw I think my local accent is hilarious and it has been made fun of in movies many times, sometimes in poor taste, but we're not so wimpy that some jokes in poor taste are going to stress us out.

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Hi, I'm new here 👋 . Planning to slowly post my art here. This is first one. [1/5]

#anya #anyaforger #becky #beckyblackbell #spyxfamily #loli

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I've got to beat my monkey side back and control it to be a better person, the animal in me is wild and untamed, is that what autism is? Being an eternal child? A half retard? Certainly my mode of expression is retarded, but I was walking at a very early age. I didn't play games, I hit life hard, and it hit me back harder. I wonder if I'll ever be a smooth boss, a champ like I was supposed to be before I lost it all. Everything I worked for. Everything. Almost everything...not everything...I could rebuild. And so I've tried, and it is slow going, I don't know what tomorrow holds but I try. I couldn't garden as hard this year as I usually do, because my bod is messed up, but even so, I feel as if my bod being messed up has forced me to learn to work smarter not harder. And so I've learned a lot in a short time, but only in theory not in practice. I want to get right with the land, harvest its fruits, and I want more than to just survive I want to thrive.

Ok I am FLIRTING with people again lately and I've got my armor of breavery on and my gauntlets of friendliness and my boots of healthy self worth

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I would be polyamorus with the Scooby Doo gang so I guess I'm not against polyamory in THEORY

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Scully tries to save Mulder from bad-man senators. Mulder urgently seeks popcorn.

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Ugh so the collateral on netflix isn't collateral the movie it's collateral the series that just came out and they know exactly what they're doing those fucks

@Sudodeme Example: Hey did you hear about that guy Jimmy Hawk? No? Oh, well there was a meme about him and tony hawk because of his last name but they're not related, anyway, he made this new kind of shoe but apparently the leather he uses is from an endangered or threatened I guess, whatever the term is, kind of anteater. Yea the deciduous biurnal anteater, it's in south america or something.

And it can go on indefinitely really. But I would feel bad if I dragged it out too long.

@Sudodeme I've been practicing recently, I got the idea from watching Norm MacDonald, I'll start bullshitting a person about some historical figure that I just made up, and then they'll be invested and I end it right away so I don't feel bad. Mid description I'll just say "I made all that up". We usually have a good laugh, had one person get butthurt about it once but they just squirmed they didn't say anything confrontational.

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