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@nep Imagine a wholesome pedo soc hop with cute picnic stuff and milkshakes

And this was a REAL relationship!!! Not an Internet loser relationship!! Actual sexual physical intimacy and cohabitation!!

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Yo imagine if there was a porno "chuds first bbc" and the chud is seething and the soyjack is smug?

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I miss the feeling of love and security I had with my ex before they became abusive. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO BECOME ABUSIVE???

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Song (sad song in sad key of sad):

My fedi frens
Do they hate me
Have I used up their good cheer?
I didn't mean to push a bean,
anywhere away from me.
I am a jerk, don't mistake my smirk,
On the inside I'm crying.

*chorus*
My fedi frens
Let's make amends
Give me a second chance.
Don't let misunderstanding stop us both from handing
eachother our very own hearts.
*chorus ends*

Please let's restart :cry_konata:

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@dailyslurbot there's even myths about Genghis Khan eating babies that were honey roasted and it being his favorite dish and he was an Asian...I think

He even fucks barts bussy! He even fucks homers stinkholes! Millhouse is a fucking pig he'll fuck anything and everyone!!!

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@picandor Lol they think of themselves as stinky flies and their women as rotting meat

I had a great fantasy last night fapping, didn't even need any porn just closed eyes, ok so imagine this....MILLHOUSE but with a 22 inch long COCK. And it has pheromones and it REEKS and even his own Mom and Dad NEED his cock, and he doesn't even mind! He fucks the whole simpson family after his own, and his dick is always creamy and cheesy on the tip like french brie. I nutted so hard! Things WERE finally coming up Millhouse!

>I DON'T LIKE WHEN THEY GET BLACKED
<WHO?
>ANYONE!!!! *throws milkshake against wall in frustration*

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