I wish I could have been a well cared for and well loved sausier (very fancy chef that specializes in making sauces), so well loved and well cared for by such a kindhearted noble that I was never overworked or abused, and I was given a women of virtue for my wife who the noble I served would never rape or allow to be raped. That would be the life. The good life. Sometimes I'd even have chats with my lord, nothing public, but he'd treat me as a private friend and he'd give me gifts to see my joy and for my dedicated service.
@Groomschild @vitalis Yes much of life was stable and "boring", the times when it wasn't are times that are recorded. Nobody records the perfectly average day of normal comfort they had, or the records aren't considered as important and so we don't have as many.
@vitalis Like how media always shows vlad the impailer as just stabbing people on long sticks, when in reality a greased pole was driven up their bottom until it either came out the upper half, managing it out the mouth was seen as a point of honor among the torturers. Horses were used with ropes and they were driven slowly and steadily. When done "properly" the victim would live for days. Vlad practiced on birds and mice with sticks as a child.
@matrix No soy freeman, soy freeman can't exist
@vitalis Did you know that a term for rape in shitty olden times was "outraged". I saw a historical account of knights who "outraged" a mothers children in front of her. The wording struck me as odd and it took some digging but I learned that "outrage" used to mean a particularly brutal and violent rape, brutal enough to cause death. I imagine they'd do things like run them through during or after or as part of the rape. Some kings and their knights deserve to die.
@vitalis Any time a woman of nobility was ambushed I believe rape was involved which is why women would commonly kill themselves throughout history during sieges. Nuns would cut their noses off so they'd be goulish and they'd be not attractive to look at, to dissuade rape.
@LukeAlmighty What happened??
I sent this to my ex and she didn't respond. It's really over. https://youtu.be/NMiBlDGK2D4
Here's how you should think about race if you want to stop being racist. Cells in a body are differentiated, yet they are of the same body, when these cells turn on one another this is called a sickness, and the body will die if the cells do not stop fighting each other and realize they are part of the same body. SPREAD THIS AROUND.
I wish I could have been a well cared for and well loved sausier (very fancy chef that specializes in making sauces), so well loved and well cared for by such a kindhearted noble that I was never overworked or abused, and I was given a women of virtue for my wife who the noble I served would never rape or allow to be raped. That would be the life. The good life. Sometimes I'd even have chats with my lord, nothing public, but he'd treat me as a private friend and he'd give me gifts to see my joy and for my dedicated service.
@matrix Congratulations! It is one of my favorites too. Beer is bitter, wine is too sour or sharp, liquors are too strong. Ever hear the saying that sake tastes sweet when you're happy, but bitter when you're sad?
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