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I'm feeling better than I was last week, more hopeful

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@brineskin Rick and Morty standing awkwardly in the garage, yet are somehow also relaxed and comfy, and rick has a reverse bunnysuit on, and so does morty, maybe they're different colors, maybe Ricks is dark and Mortys is light, anyway

Rick: -that's because your butthole is loose, bitch
Morty: Would you stop joking around, that's not why it won't stay in
Rick: Here let me see it *rick takes and scans Mortys buttplug*
Yea, see, this is way too small for you bud, after those megaseeds did you really think it'd be like threading the eye of a needle still?
Morty: *Stares angrily at rick*
Rick: I meeean, haha! Hey! What a butthole! What a great, butthole this kid, my grandson, has!
Morty: *rolls eyes* would you just help me already
Rick: Ok ok fine, alright I've infused nanomachines into your buttplug, now it won't fall out unless it detects the signal from your brain that tells it to.
Morty: *smiling* Aw really? Thanks grandpa rick!
Rick: Ah ah ah, it's Sissy Rick when we're in Sissy Space, bud :)
Morty: Haha oh yea *morty said excitedly*, let's, well let's go do that camshow, eh, SISSY Rick?

The two kiss and make out hard in their sissy fag wigs and outfits before they even make it to the cam. So they have to spend time getting ready again for the shoot :bloblaugh:

I want to cum in skinny sissy boy ass, skinny sissy man ass, skinny sissy who is like 40 years old, sissy sissy sissy fag, who wears a faggot wig and dresses like a cute little slut for me to suck n fuck
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

TFW NO BIG MUSCULAR GRANDMA TO DOMINATE YOU SEXUALLY
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Psychic strength comes and goes, but diamonds are forever

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MY DIVK GETS SO HARD FOR THESE BITCHES GOT DAYUM

AN UNTAPPED MARKET

You know how girls will prostitute themselves (guys too I guess)

And you know how people are desperate for friends??

Ok, so get this... People SELL their time as friends!! Think about it!!! You're lonely, you're fat, you smell, BUT you have disposable income!! You've had sex, you could have more sex, but what you really want are FRIENDS!! Like all those COOL friend groups you watch on youtube! Well??? Imagine PAYING them to let YOU hang out with them, and they'll even treat you like they LIKE YOU!!!! :soyjak: :soy2:

People associate iron with magic because early metal age man would get shocked sometimes just like we do, from static electricity. The colder the climate, the more likely static electricity is to form. Thor. Scandinavia. Cold. (As an example).

I love how in John Wick 3, in the gun store, he stabs that one guy in the eye really slowly, and he dies...but he only stabbed him lik 2-3 inches deep...lmao, that's not a dead guy that's a guy with a gouged out eye screaming in bloody pain, that was silly

>Politicians should be banned from lying, any politician caught lying should face the harshest penalties
<But we all lie sometimes, we are human, we make mistakes
>Aye but lending credence to such defense will enable liars
<So are we to hold politicians to the standards of gods?
>No I think not, lest they become gods by our doing
<So then what do we do?
>I know not, I only know that there is a problem
<As do I

youtu.be/0L9SzBANF0w

I love this movie because it balances realism and style. It is neither purely realistic, nor is it purely stylized, it's a good hybrid mix.

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@lina @CentaurBreeder @beardalaxy @matrix @maid @Turkleton @Xeraser putin is a kike and the few Ethnic Aryan Russians (actual Scandis from the Rus province in Sweden) in Russia are under occupation by kikes, Rodnover Slavic Pagans (The Ethnic Racial faith of Aryan Slavs) cant even have their own temples. But muslims can build as many mosques as they like and even get funded by the state. Ethnic Aryan Russians are an underclass in Russia and millions of low caste mixed race brownoids are pretending to be "russian" when they have none of the genes. russia does not represent Ethnic Aryan Russians. Also zelensky is a kike trained by kgb, thousands of ukrainians are dying for a kike occupation state that doesnt represent them. nato are kikes too.

your shit takes shows you have no idea what war is actually like. neither side is pro-European. both are pro-kike and is specifically engineered to kill White people on both sides like a meatgrinder for White males. picking a side in a zog war is the high point in retardation and a sure sign of lack of knowledge of the world and naivety that one of the sides is worthy of support. if you were in the war you would know all of that is bullshit. White people are dying kikes are profiting.
youtu.be/vZ-iVzR_Yyc

I wish we all had perfect machine bodies, it's too sad that our bodies are traitors.

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I really wish there were more para podcasts, I have no idea where to find them if they're out there.

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