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Decency Enforcement Officer: Excuse me, where is your handler?
Tall femboy: Huh? Handler?
Decency Enforcement: Your shortstack husband, where is he? All femboys over 6ft need a shortstack husband in public, it's the law here.
Tall femboy: Eh??...
Decency Enforcement: *Radios in*-Hey looks like a loose one, I'm going to have to take him in until we can set him up with someone

Tall femboys submit to shortstack husbands when?

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Check the names you've heard of, let's talk about their ideas

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Mandy always had a affinity to attracting those that are of spiritual nature. The inner demons that she hosts come for their payment for protecting her.

Hello! Finally something horror from me this month! I will have more horror themed animations coming for this month so stay tuned!

PIXIV: pixiv.net/en/artworks/10176019

#nsfw #loli #lolicon #silent_hill #pyramid_head #nurse #animated #animation #rule34 #r34 #3D #3DCG #futa #futanari

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Fantasy 

@rats @amerika Child: this is Anon, he's my boyfriend now
Anti: Anon is 30, he can't be your boyf-
Child: *pulls gun on anti* I said he's my boyfriend now

I would wife the fuck out of that tranny who plays pinhead in the new Hellraiser, she's a cutie

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I used to only want to help self destructive people
Now there's a part of me that says "I want to hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt before" when I see a self destructive person
Because self destruction is like an insult to those who love them, and that pisses me off.

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"We hate you Jazzy because you are too honest, you flaunt the duality of man too evidently."

I just wanna lick some muscle clam till I'm rewarded with a fucq 😭

Anti: Children can't consent because of the power differential
Me: Did I mention I was pro2A? Because lots of people can't consent because of a power differential, which is why I want that differential to be minimized.

Consent is important, and the power to defend that consent is also important.

Rant 

It makes me sick to my fucking stomach that violent criminals, street racers, gangs, don't get the death penalty anymore. It's not the jews, it's not jews, but a sizable portion of ALL RACES need to be gassed, legally of course, I'm saying people need to come together and vote and take out the trash, or this thing we've got going that is so sweet (electricity, internet, food, heat) is going to go the fuck away. War needs to be declared on conspirators but it won't be, because war was declared on all americans in the 20s with the prohibition of alcohol, and later the prohibition of drugs, and so now war is unable to be waged because any war must have the support of it's people. Abusing the people, and fucking them in the ass over constitutionally protected use and manufacture of medicines for the past 100+ years has beleaguered them into a state of inaction. They no longer wish to support their abusive fucking parents (the state) who beats the fucking shit out of them for wearing eyeliner and drinking at rock concerts. Want a happy family, want a happy state? Don't be a tyrant. Then you will have the ability to police violent anarchy when necessary, because you have not cried wolf like an abusive alcoholic father, chicken little ass faggot yelling the sky is falling because your son wore a skirt and did a bump. You disgust me.

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