Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a goblin into the concrete. Slam dunk a goblin baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a goblins food. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a wok. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goblins gas tank. Judo throw goblins into a wood chipper. Twist goblins heads off. Report goblins to the IRS. Karate chop goblins in half. Curb stomp pregnant black goblins. Trap goblins in quicksand. Crush goblins in the trash compactor. Liquefy goblins in a vat of acid. Eat goblins. Dissect goblins. Exterminate goblins in the gas chamber. Stomp goblin skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate goblins in the oven. Lobotomize goblins. Mandatory abortions for goblins. Grind goblin fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goblins in fried chicken grease. Vaporize goblins with a ray gun. Kick old goblins down the stairs. Feed goblins to alligators. Slice goblins with a katana.
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damn that’s cold
Still haven’t watched goblin slayer tbh
Yeah? Couple people said it wasn’t worth it and it kinda just got by on shock value and hype and I used that to confirm my laziness 😂
Q: what do I need?
A: 3+
Q (rolls a 3): cool! now what?
A: ooh, tough luck, you rolled a 2, so you
Q: I rolled a 3!
A: due to a random act of divine loathing for Goblinkind, your 3 became a 2
Q: did you even roll for that?
A: not 'random' like RNG, but like the whim of God. It's God deciding it, you know?
Q: so am I dead?
A: dude, wait for me to describe just how he kills you. The innkeeper--
Q: fuck this! Why did you even let me roll a goblin if you were going to run the game this way?
A: so that the goblin would suffer
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BTW @picandor ,this is the kind of scene I was talking about yesterday. Yes, it is brutal and repulsive, but after watching it, you understand, that although they are "innocent", they are in fact a threat to the society.
You understand, that this isn't a soft bright unicorn fantasy word, and that "let's hug it out" won't be a solution to every problem. And sometimes in life don't have a good decision. You can only choose between 2 bad ones.
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*barman....
Fuck... Batman makes this way too funny to rewrite.