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"NOOOO GIGA CHAD STOP THAT ISN'T A TAZER"

"I'm sorry Soyjack I can't hear you, the specter known as the female mind has taken over me, all rational thought has left my body"

"LOOK AT YOUR HAND PLEASE, ITS A REAL GUN"

"Sure feels like a tazer to me, this will only shock you for a second Soyjack, if only you didnt resist"

*BANG BANG BANG*

"haha, oh shit, it was a real gun, based!"

@alyx @cowanon@neckbeard.xyz
How about every single one of his friends knowing now aswell?

@cowanon@neckbeard.xyz @alyx @matana
I have 0 respect for people who are too dumb to understand the difference between "conspiracy" and "conspiracy theory"...

Whenever people do switch the terms, I feel like smashing my own head into concrete.

@cowanon@neckbeard.xyz
Well, this one is an idiot. Either be ready to loose the money or be upfront, since this is (and I cannot believe I say this) unfair to the girl who did expect free shit.

they still whores though...

@matrix
Technically they cannot already considering they have more debt then a colleague hoe...

@matrix @Zerglingman
Forced restarts? how about forced freeezes from "update on background" and random ×100 startup times? nah....

forced restarts are the last of the problem with that joke.

@cgarison
It's almost as if one of them was a multi-billion dollar corporation capable of implementing machine understanding of the term "today".

wait... what do you mean Google is the big company?

@cowanon@neckbeard.xyz
If she gives you the choice, why refuse a win-win?

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