LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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its honestly incredible how these "people" couldn't grasp the gay-op if their fucking lives depend on it lmfao
@moth_ball @coolboymew
Just immagine, there is a women, who spends all of her time doing nothing else then talking about diversity and the fact that she has an imposter syndrome from being a woman.
Why would she feel like she doesn't belong? Could it be the fact that talking to her is a suicide atempt?
Nah... It's because there aren't enough women. obviously...
@moth_ball @coolboymew
Thank you.
I realized that after the 10th time they mentioned diversity. (Don't worry, it still is a good job with unbelievable pay and name good enough to open doors even If I were to quit in a few years)
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@LukeAlmighty @coolboymew Makes me feel blessed to be in the healthcare field where everyone is too busy with actual work to bother with stupid shit like that.
Remember, you don't owe them your honesty or loyalty, so just say whatever to appear as a good employee.
Remember, you don't owe them your honesty or loyalty, so just say whatever to appear as a good employee.
@moth_ball @coolboymew
Yeah... I heard the legends of HR lady who asks what's your favorite color and why...
Good thing I don't have shit that bad yet...
@coolboymew
And for the details, I am a tester, but my boss told me, that there can be some weird goals like "be more active on meetings" or "improve communication "...
@coolboymew
We have to set these goals because our pay bonuses depend on them. (could not get more stupid right?) And all I know is, that they're supposed to ve measurable.
I would be happy to give you more details, but there is the problem. As I said, it completelly firs my bullshit filter.
But thanks for the advice anyway. I love my job, but sometimes, I still find a millenial and their delusional fantasies of collective dream company that sells rainbows.
@coolboymew
It is a requirement. 
@xianc78 @enigmatico
I won't. It is the single best language to teach programming in primary schools.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@enigmatico C# is the best programming language. Fight me.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@LukeAlmighty It's all fancy shamncy corporate manager bullshit, probably read it in a cancerous management website
Are the goals work related or something? These are kind of made to be a bitch to make up. Just lie through your teeth to get out of this shit as much as possible, or at least, maybe they are to us. To workaholics manager types they're like candies
Make up bullshit, something like "Be more organized", offer an example of sometime you weren't organized best and say you're trying to fix it
Are the goals work related or something? These are kind of made to be a bitch to make up. Just lie through your teeth to get out of this shit as much as possible, or at least, maybe they are to us. To workaholics manager types they're like candies
Make up bullshit, something like "Be more organized", offer an example of sometime you weren't organized best and say you're trying to fix it
@coolboymew
I will try, but contrary to the racism bait, I just still cannot umderstand this billshit. How am I supposet to think of a measurable "goal"?
I know it is corporate bullshit. It just fits straight through my autism.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
