LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
@dave
Reminds me of this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ieaS7Nwv8Rs
Politicians cannot read all the bills, it is not even possible.
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@apropos
This but unironically.
I have talked to therapists. They have no real life experience or empathy. Bar is much better choice.
Trains work too.
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@LukeAlmighty >I stopped being psychiatrist on demand.
so a priest, a lawyer, and a retard walk into a bar, and all of them start drinking together.
for the first hour, the priest is full-on bitching about some scandals involving the church.
for the next hour, the lawyer is telling this terrible story about a guilty as hell defendant that he had to work with.
finally the two turn to the retard. "How's your week been? You've been real quiet."
the retard is visibly uncomfortable.
"I'm not going to be charged for this, am I? I only brought enough money for drinks."
"charged for what, man?"
"I've heard therapy is real expensive!"
so a priest, a lawyer, and a retard walk into a bar, and all of them start drinking together.
for the first hour, the priest is full-on bitching about some scandals involving the church.
for the next hour, the lawyer is telling this terrible story about a guilty as hell defendant that he had to work with.
finally the two turn to the retard. "How's your week been? You've been real quiet."
the retard is visibly uncomfortable.
"I'm not going to be charged for this, am I? I only brought enough money for drinks."
"charged for what, man?"
"I've heard therapy is real expensive!"
@Loki
Nah, she doesn't want kids...
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I've always found the curious case of Bobby Fischer a very tragic one .
He only became the chess grandmaster because nobody ever told him to apply his genius towards something more meaningful.
He only became the chess grandmaster because nobody ever told him to apply his genius towards something more meaningful.
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RT @littlegoodfrog@twitter.com
Halfway through watching evangelion for the first time and here’s my complex character analysis
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/littlegoodfrog/status/1542752921627938816
Halfway through watching evangelion for the first time and here’s my complex character analysis
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/littlegoodfrog/status/1542752921627938816
@dave
Because she is square root of -100
@coolboymew @picandor
> Polyamory, cuck and all that other shit only works if both are actually into it,
There is no "both". Everyone in it has to be into it...
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oh my GOD
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
