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@matana
processed kraft singles???
the bottom half of a hamburger bun???????
????an egg mcmuffin and 3 Xanax????

What in the 7 circles of hell?

Depressed....
What should I eat doday? Any idea appreciated

The gayest post I will ever write 

One thing that is keeping me single is, that I really don't care about sex. I want 3 things. Someone I can love, Someone who would love me, and someone who would help me rise my kids.

And no matter how horny I get, the thought of drunken whore at a bar disgusts me much more. Because they are the antithesis of everything I love about women.

The number of women on therapy is starting to scare the shit out of me.

I'm serious

@coolboymew
That's why I drink Semtex instead to support the brave soldiers on the other side.

@matrix @LukeAlmighty
It's not unreasonable, you can see aquatic creatures having darker shades to blend in with the dark surroundings. But the issue is, it's kinda hard to argue this for Ariel, when her tail is a bright, iridescent green. I honestly considered this myself. Sun protection isn't by far the only reason why an animal would adopt darker colors. But the camouflage argument drops the second you realize Ariel is as inconspicuous as a peacock.

@alyx @matrix
More important question is, where the fuck did she get exposed to SO MUCH SUNLIGHT OVER GENERATIONS, that she needed her skin to darken.

You Are Deluded And Immature!?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xpg8TVSWFn

By Thinking Ape
Describes perfectly why I can no longer take JP seriously.

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