Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment
@beardalaxy
Man, I am autistic, and the text wasn't pink. How the fuck should I have known...
Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment
@beardalaxy flirty?
Wasn't the first encounter when I was surrounded by 80 guys? Kinda good time to play it safe.
@lebronjames75
EXACTLY!!!!
The gaslighting is fucking real
Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment
@icedquinn
That shit was unironically surreal. ![]()
Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment
@icedquinn yeah....
Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment
I completed a quest and saw another quest mark near me on the map. So, I go there.
Some apartment door. Ok... I open them, and an old hag is inside, laying on the bed.
> "Didn't expect me, did you"
Out of nowhere, without any option a sex scene starts playing.
After the cutscene was done, It says "quest complete."
I got fucking raped in a game... That's new.
Seriously, though.
My mom got some barely noticable cut... 750kč.
I came in with a photo of a crazy haircut, including asking for maintainance instructions.
150kč, and she gave me sample of hair gel for free ![]()
@keisuke
This is the first troll schizo post, that actually scared me a bit...
@mushroom_soup
> Don't watch videos in your car
First off, that is a good rule. You should not do shit while driving.
but second: I am about 90 percent sure, neither the term video or the term car appears in the bible.
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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