LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@matana
Have you considered actually creating this fancy hat?
@lain
These are some insane moves
@matana
Yeah, we have a joke in czech republic that goes like this:
We are spied on everywhere, we have to spend 12h a day at work, our culture is destroyed etc....
But we can buy bananas :D
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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The year: current
The issues: systemic
The front hole: optional
The gender: unidentifiable
The theory: conspiratorial
I love it, when people ask me: What year is it?
I respond ěéěš
(yes, I know only 4 of you reading this will get the joke 
)
@Wolffkran
I mean, I was once asked by someone to try catfishing. Nothing big, just "anyone wants to talk" as a woman instead of a man...
I got about 100 responses. Women don't have this problem until they turn 40. It just doesn't exist for them.
@Wolffkran
Nah...
They are just fishing for attention.
@archos
Jen komentuju na to, že v tom humor nevidím. Což je ok.
@archos Já vím... Tu část jsem pochopil 
@archos
Boomer humor nikdy nepochopím
@Moto_Chagatai I you expect me you to respect me you?
WHY??????? Why would you create such a monster?
@beardalaxy
Me: What's so scary about SCP foundations? I've been watching it all day, and it's all just weird...
Turn off the light, go to bed... Oh no....... 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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i should know better than to watch scary shit at night. i always get the feeling i'm being watched. even if it's the most benign scary video in the world.
a few years ago i was alone at work at about 11pm waiting for my ride and watched a video on that godzilla NES creepypasta. kept my gun out next to me and made sure the doors were locked several times.
i think it wouldn't be as bad if i were in a room with no windows.
@Tactical @King_Porgi @Shadowman311 @bleedingphoenix
This was "the future of gaming"...
Well, I am here 16 years later... WHERE IS MY PHISICS IN GAMES?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@cjd
I heard about their healthcare, and I think it's quite genius :D
(in theory... Obviously, I cannot confirm)
@cjd
Exactly.
It is prety much impossible for any competent government to do anything illegal, since it's their own rules they can change any day they want :D
@icedquinn
I mean, that guy literally used weaponized autism as an example.
If that term is not a peak compliment, then I don't know what is :D
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
