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@DEERBLOOD @ElTigre @ChristiJunior I was hoping for a competitive match, but after 300+ votes it isn't likely to change much.

All this proves now is that Samus wins popularity contests by default. She has universal appeal. I thought the fediverse could throw a real challenge at her because she always wins normie polls against normie opponents, and the denizens of the fediverse are connoisseurs of vidya women.

But if there is no one who can beat her what's the point? It just sucks the fun out of it for me, because if it isn't competitive it feels pointless, the result was determined as soon as Samus was entered. And I voted for Samus in one or two of the leadup polls.

@ChristiJunior @beardalaxy
That is why I hated all the Touhou characters.

Researching them, so I can vote on the personality was such a pain -_-

@ChristiJunior @sweetcreme @beardalaxy
Metroid dread is a genius game in one regard.

When you look at all the boss cutscenes, they serve 2 purposes.
1) To show Samus as the most badass person on the planet
2) To show you as the player the weakspots of the enemy.

And the game does this flawlessly.

@ChristiJunior Samus is iconic and cool but Tamamo is one of gamings best wives. There is simply no personality there. If you marry Samus you marry at best a concept expanded by fanfic.

If you marry Tamamo you know what you are getting because she is explicitly a wife and one of the best and most devoted, with the exception of some really complicated things that happened several hundred years ago which she would not want us to get into right now.

It would be unfair to call Samus a character design or a glorified gacha char like one could 2B (or arguably Ryza but for Ryza it would be mean as nobody played her game but she clearly had a personality in those.) Samus is a gaming icon for a reason and has earned a bit better than that designation but the difference between her and Foxwife is still the same in spirit between Foxwife and 2B. But at least Samus is competent and actually succeeds in her games

@MusicVideoGuy @ChristiJunior @DrRyanSkelton
When I played Fusion for the first time, I wasn't so good at english, and wasn't paying attention to the story anyway, so I thought, that the animals were the ones driving the ship at the end :omegalul:

@fuxoft
STOP IT!!!

I wasn't even able to finish the coding on turring complete :crying_soyjak:

She needs to be shown how a woman with a voice and a job is treated in the faith she proposes replacing christianity with.

@ChristiJunior
Seriously guys?
Samus might be athletic and sexy, but do you seriously think, that a bounty hunter is a family building material?

She would rather adopt a pet metroid then rise your kids. Think about that,,,

Fox is the clear choice.

There trully seems to be a problem with intellectuals, where they are dragged away from being effective by their own desire to explore bullshit.

Peterson is a truly smart man. Whenever he was actually thrown to the lions, his comebacks were not only smart, but did cut deep into the philosophical core of his oponents.

But, give him unlimited money, and what does he do with his life? He spends it talking to other rich guys who agree with him on 99 percent, so he can further rafine the most meaningless of details.

2 fucking hours of studying a book that means nothing to people he should focus on the most.

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