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And, that is a record, that I won't break for the rest of my life.

I was watching a leftie youtuber again, and heard this line:

> No wonder, men want their GF to be like their surrogate mother.

Ok, let's think about it for a moment. I mean... REAAAAAALY THINK. Why would a man be looking for a woman, who is already acting, like a capable mother?

It's literally the same people, who complain about media literacy, who also complain about fake news getting to their feed 🤔

I have a theory...

@b10m
Well, for him, you still don't see the entire head though.

Just me being an asshole to a random internet guy 

What's the point of having hair, if you're looking bald even with them?

He looks like a medieval painting with black halo behind him.

@Mr_NutterButter
I wish I could explain to any of the the difference between:
> I am sick 🥵
> Ok, get well soon.
And:
> I am sick 🥵
> Oh, you think that will work on me? If you're not here tomorow at 4:00AM and able to ace the quiz of astrology-level logic I believe in, I WILL RUIN YOUR FUTURE!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET A TITLE!!!!

Fuck boomers.

> You think your life is hard? Just wait till you're adult.

Oh wow... It's so much harder being an adult... Now, I actually get payed for my work. And I can get a vacation. Or quit my job if It gets too abusive. Oh, the horror,

What's that? I can "Not talk" to people I hate now? How can I survive the pain of adulthood. Boomers were right for once.

@StephenMckenna
"Comic book villains are not real. They are unrealistically evil"

Meanwhile, the guy who invented lip fillers beats Lex Luthor with no issue...

Mario Kart 8 has been out so long now, people are really getting CRAZY good at it.

Look at this 2023 Mario Kart 8 gameplay!!!

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