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@picandor @tomie
Yeah... I almost forgot.
I remember accidentaly sitting next to them in chool, while they were working on their project. Not a single brain cell could be observed, since literally all of their thoughts were in the "yes and" format.

@tomie
What the fuck do they mean by "up to 4k 60FPS"???

So, they did upscale the game, but even when doing the upscale, they still couldn't be fucked to rewrite it to a general function?

Or is just the marketing guy retarded?

> 1.5 GB bloated to 16
> 250-600 players online
> this gay screen
> Battle Eye anticheat in a single player game
> "ubisoft account required"
> crashes and lags
> can't rebind keyboard (you could in the original)
> no achievements (they promised achievements)

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Woohoo! These are on the way :D
Lucy and David are going to my friends as late Christmas/birthday presents, and I'm getting Rebecca :douchi_cyberpunk:

@ChristiJunior @Alex_Linder
I would agree, but only, because 9/10 christians cannot comprehend the idea for some reason.

So, the satire never hits. But yes, this is a fucking reddit tier take, not worth your time.

There are few things that make me angryer, then boomers telling me, that we live in "objectively the best time in history"...

What if I want more from my life, then a cheap IPhone?

@Curvin
Kinda reminds me of the meme saying, that "we made rock think by smithing it into a square and trapping a lightning bolt inside of it" doesn't sound too insane these days...

Whenever I write about fitness, I get haters screaming, that I'm not fitting correctly/hard enough.

I hate to be supporting the fat positivity psychos, but what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Do you want to scare away literally everyone?

I am stealing this comment 

So the Acolyte is in fact a Lovecraftian entity. Watching it brings utter madness.

The idea, that we live in a simulation is ridiculous 

What kind of an idiot would make a simulation on the scale, that is going from star star cluters down to quarks.

What possibly could be a purpose of a simulation so leveled? Evolution based inter-galactic 4x strategy game?

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