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If I ever create an RPG, it would be a good idea to put an invisible timer on the main quest, and if you don't complete it... nothing visible happens, but by the time you reach the final boss, he had completed his evil quest, your wifu dies, your home is burned to ground and you get the hardest battle of your life.

On the other hand, if you do only a reasonable ammount of side quests, then you battle him before he completed his goal, and you can actually get the good ending.

@tomie
Also, did you know, that Harley and Joker aren't a happy couple, and he's actually quite abusive? 🤓

i thought that the word "aesthetic" would be enough of itself to deter nerds who see, i dunno, kids playing pirates and instantly go "well, ACKTYUALLY 🤓 pirates were CRIMINALS ☝️ and SMELLED BAD, so DON'T romanticize pirates"; but no, these retards are still in action full swing, and they're now judging the mob wife aesthetic trend because "acktyually 🤓 being a mob wife is NOT FUN ☝️" like no shit bro, that's why only the a e s t h e t i c is trendy, you fucking retard

@davidnavratil
This might be the most useless stat I've ever seen.

You literally cannot deduce anything out of it.

@Ghislaine
My favorite perspective on this attempt was, that the guy was 20 years old. He literally was 10, when he first heard Orange man is Hittler, and from that day on, he heard the same message till the day he died.

This culture war is so long by now, that it generated generational trauma.

@tomie
oh... If it isn't literally the only and inevitable consequence of auto updates. :pepeFacepalm:

when everyone were cheering for Y2K to return they didn't mean it like this

Why is there so many space sandbox games lately?

Don't get me wrong, I love them, and would love to some day make my own, but still, most of them are seriously lacking a unique selling point.

Is it me, or are global service crashes becoming somewhot more frequent lately?

@mk @LukeAlmighty
i prefer to call it the antiwhite moral imperative

putting her in that job takes her out of the home, a white man out of a job and a white presidents life in mortal danger.

so its exactly what someone that hates white people would do.

@dave @graf
Go to work... Read some random mail from IT about random blue screens... Such an obvious phishing :D

Look on Twitter,,, Oh no...

@tomie
The Lex Luthor's deduction in this one is beyond the dumb Sherlock in this one -_-

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