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@marcel_kolaja
Správný čech.
(nedávno jsem viděl pár článků o tom, že se vaše strana snaží omezit konzumaci alkoholu v ČR. Bojujete proti takovým nesmyslům?)

@Jens_Rasmussen
It made me mad today, when I tried looking up stories, only for all search engines to be full of "why do pirated drink so much" bullshit.

@Petr90 @keddie
Když jde o státní správu, nic nezkazit je mnohonásobně důležitější, než něco udělat.

@Jens_Rasmussen
I was talking about a political party, that literally decided to call themselves after a crime, while being bunch of totaletarean assholes.

Já ty zkurvené 'Piráty tolik nenávidím. To opravdu un nežijí pro nic jiného než pro radost z toho ničit lidem život?

Ani zkurvený alkohol nechtějí lidem nechat.

Yeah... Well, it is true, that I made several posts about the retardation that is kcal unit, and I do in fact hate the excuse of "we didn't want to confuse teh plebs"

But on the other hand, I did confuse the living shit out of some people for saying, that speed of light is 300Mm/s. These people were seriously telling me, that Mm/s is not a fucking unit, so MAYBEEEEEE, there might be some point to the original excuse.

@veff @LukeAlmighty Hahahahahhahahhahaha. More conscientious. Lollol. Tl:dr

The one coin is to trick jews, the cart is worth more in steel.

@veff
Wait a minute... You think, that the cap being glued to the bottle will help the bottle jump from trash to the plastic bin?

@beardalaxy
Either way, it is the most perfect representation of the values of EU, that I could wish for.

It is an American F-35 (Elegant technological miracle that costs more then GDP of some nations). Russian AK-47 (Robust and reliable under any conditions). Japanese anime. And a European cup (Useless, makes you spill drink, when you try tearing it off, wastes even more plastic, pokes you in eye, and literally leaves torns when you try to get rid of it).

@beardalaxy
The ultra-official explanation for room temperature IQ people is, that it helps people to throw away cup with the bottle into the recycle bin.

And no, don't ask me, how that logic is supposed to work. It is either a retarded shit test made to make it obvious who are people willing to have a cap in their eye, and people who will tear the cap by default (to make the divide among people and NPCs even more obvious).... or it's something politicians made, because they are too stupid not to lose it.

@yindrik @LukeAlmighty Povoláváky měli rozesílat hned po prezidentské volbě. Díky bohům za nefunkční Českou poštu!

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