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Shopping at Tesco is seriously just one long humiliation ritual at this point.

@RatPoster
Bro.....
That's done so perfectly. For a moment, I thought I was going crazy, since the text seemed "referencing a bit too recent things".

The voice was just that good.

@beardalaxy @matrix
Well, the middle simulates at least 50% of a behavior that can be replicated with a woman. (dick in butt)

Front on the other hand is a 100% pure gay experience.

@r000t @matrix
There were no signs he was dangerous. He was such a nice silent guy.

@matrix
> Me when I find out, that people talking to me on Fedi are actually friendly instead of actually being feds keeping notes on me.

@xyfdi @matrix
I absolutely disagree. I had way too much of an undercooked chicken from many cooks to know, that the raw taste is really disgusting. I have also had a lot of bland tasteless chicken too. And I honestly am lost at how to draw out the great taste at this point.

Her: I am afraid my grandchild feels quite unloved.

Me: Have you tried hugging him?

Her:

Mom:
At least I never made you feel insecure

Me: You called me yoo irresponsible to water plants for a week

Her:

@g
Já to vidím jednoduše. Chci nějakou stranu, která proboha bude chránit podmínky potřebné bro svobodný život.

Piráti tvrdě prosazují woke ideologii, takže nejsou kompatibilní s životem samotným. Nebudou ani bojovat proti imigraci nestabilních kultur, tak na co mi je, že ""ÚDAJNĚ""chrání internet?

Na druhé straně je SPD, která je proti imigraci, ale bude prosazovat ty nejkonzervovatější hrůzy, jako je například zákaz adopca homosexuálními páry.

Takže, pod SPD přežije něco z naší vlasti, a pod ostatními stranamy nic. To je sakra výběr.

Dejte mi anti-woke piráty... Proboha prosím, já opravdu nemám koho volit.

@sj_zero
I get literally 0 interactions on X with the exception of 1 time arguments with randos, AND 1 time arguments with rcelebs when I comment under their posts.

So, yeah. It is good, if you value telling Mark Ruffalo that he's a joke of a stereotype of a human being, but if you want to actually talk to people? Nah :omegalul:

Well, FUCK YOU ELON!!!

As of today, I officially refuse to defend him from the left. You can have him.

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