@cell
Getting married on such a day is just evil.
@jeremiah
HOW IS THAT EVEN A REAL DEVICE?
@jeremiah
You take an internet capable device to emulate the shape of a phone from 50 years ago, make it starionary, locked to a cable, bulky, incapable of writing SMS, and the most insane part, you give them to every single person in the office, even though all of them have a smartphone and they have no space on the table as it is already.
@PalePimp
Yes, because the only way to develop AI is to give it power over the peasant class...
We're going to need a lot more spears. Guillotine obviously is too sophisticated for AI bross to understand.
@matrix
Well, I don't know who it is.
@matrix
On ho....
Another one today?
I have a friend who was born with deformed hand.
I am literally unable to do much small talk with him for obvious reasons. BUT... He is so used to it, that he manages to swim in the deep talk so well, I couldn't wrap my mind around it.
I guess, you can talk about your traumas quite openly with a guy, who has to debate his every day.
@beardalaxy
My bank refused to disable the "take out loan from online banking" function.
When I asked them to do it, they told me to "just not share my password"
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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