LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

@archos
Český politický humor nenávidím, protože nikdy nemá pointu ani hloubku.

Tento vtip je vzácná výjimka.

@phnt
Oh... That's funny.
Somehow, I still remember that name

Let me get this straight.

So, as a shrink, you cannot date your patients? You cannot use your magic wand to heal them? You cannot describe them a nutt-rient rich diet? You cannot fix her? You are forbidden from entering her chambers? You shall not feed them your meat? You cannot replace their daddy?

Then what's the point? They won't listen to healthy advice anyway.

@phnt
Oh.... do tell

The line between based and retarded is a strange thing... For example, this guy just joined, and literally half of his posts are block announcements.

Man, get some help

@g @Wyatt_H_Knott
I am really not pro-russian.... But
If I am to choose between Putin, an irrational aggressive totalletarian dictator or idiots who shout "pro russian" at me for literally any 2 bit opinion?

I have to think really hard. And it should not be so hard to choose.

@nihilvt
Bro, I am literally the Luke..
and yet, even as a fanatical Star Wars fan, I have to admit, that Disney did ONE thing absolutely amazing.

After half of century of Star Wars, they managed to connect the terrorism of the main heroes to the actual word "terrorist".

@matrix
Ty protidiskriminační zákony jsou fakt jen špatný vtip.

@zatrsakr
Tento post jsem psal ve vsteku na stále opakující se hádky o právu prezidenta si odmítat vládu.

Náš první prezident byl odsouzený zločinec.

A pak se divíme, že naši politici dnes nemají k ústavě žádný respekt.

It's such a GREAT feeling to jump into a service before it gets enahitified.

I really like the "food leftover" app. The price is usually around 1/3 of the original, but whenever I use it, I hear in the back of my head: Today sale is 60%, it will be 3% soon.

@Honkers
J on a good day ...
But K every day

I saw people on IG talking about Chinese historical events being battless with millions of dead people, and I cannot yhing anything else but:

Bruh... They are Chinese. Bullshiting is their 2nd biggest glex right behind copying western tech. Do you SRRIOUSLY believe they didn't think of adding 3 zeros to the casuality count before reporting it and begging their lord for better pay?

@kasumin
I got my first female friend through this show.

I will NEVER forget it. I see No game no life, I share and like.

@Mr_NutterButter
Asking me for fitness advice :D

@teto
Sorry. This post is so ridiculous, I seriously thought it was posted by a murican.